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What kind of toilet paper do you prefer?

What type of Toilet paper do you prefer?

  • Soft

    Votes: 12 27.3%

  • Medium

    Votes: 8 18.2%

  • Coarse

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Sandpaper

    Votes: 4 9.1%

  • We don't use any in the country I live in.

    Votes: 2 4.5%

  • An iPhone

    Votes: 17 38.6%
  • Total voters
    44
dont take it for granted....i drove over the road for 2 years and nothing beats coming home to a good shower in your own home....or a dump in your own toilet with some nice soft tp.
 
Dark Jedi said:
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no three shells? Man I am surrounded by barbarians:eek:
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Very good! :D

Those who don't get this must not have seen "Demolition man". I won't post the instructions here, but I will post this link to them:

3 Shells
 
Vihzel said:
I prefer to use the clothes of the children that work in my sweatshop! Super absorbent and reusable!
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But if you use a combination of child's tears and baby seal blubber oil, it will be smoother and less itchy. Yoiu must first spank the child to get maximum output.

Bob Maxey
 
I think Demolition Man needs to be revised. It ought to be four shells...

The fourth is to wipe the tears away when your junk gets pinched! :eek:
 
Musky said:
Very good! :D

Those who don't get this must not have seen "Demolition man". I won't post the instructions here, but I will post this link to them:

3 Shells
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I'm glad this mystery has finally been solved for me. This was one of my favorite movies as a child and I could never even imagine this. Great illustrations, btw. :D
 
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