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SamuraiBigEd

SamuraiBigEd

Under paid Sasquatch!
Every first weekend of the month barring work or other priorities I drag myself down to the gun show to look at all the cool stuff I can't afford and walk out with about $30 in jerky, sausage and smoked cheese.

I then proceed to lament about the rifle or pistol I would have loved to bring home with me and once I am finally getting out of the funk...the next gun show rolls around!

When will I learn...:rolleyes:
 
Hey, you didn't leave empty handed at least. :p
I hope it tasted good though. What kind of cheese and sausage you get?
 
Balck pepper crusted smoked cheddar, jalapeno dried sausage, beef and turkey jerky, beef and turkey sticks!

On edit: Wish I could like my own post this time!
 
They had one of these there today!

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SRM Arms 1216 shotgun-12 gauge 16 round
 
the only gun i ever want is a desert eagle. i got to shoot one at a shooting range in las vegas. it is such a massive gun. i love it...........someday
 
SamuraiBigEd said:
Every first weekend of the month barring work or other priorities I drag myself down to the gun show to look at all the cool stuff I can't afford and walk out with about $30 in jerky, sausage and smoked cheese.

I then proceed to lament about the rifle or pistol I would have loved to bring home with me and once I am finally getting out of the funk...the next gun show rolls around!

When will I learn...:rolleyes:
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Been there, done that. Not with guns, but other things like stamps and bikes. My jerky comes via mail-order. Especially around Christmas time.

A friend like to purchase a trim part or emblem or hub cap for the next car he wants to buy. His wife says it is wasting money. He argues that now that he has the emblem or trim part or hubcap, it would be a waste of money if he did not finish building the car.

Tricky, huh?

Oddly enough, he spends lots of time sleeping on my couch. Still not sure where the iron skillet shaped bruise on his noggin comes from. There must be a correlation between car shows and bodily injury.
 
Savage Shadows said:
Few things as manly as a .50 cal revolver
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Yeah, I gots yur .50 cal right here::p

Old 2 gauge shotgun: Lets go duck hunting!!! :o) - YouTube

Yeah, I gots yur 2 GA shotgun right here::p

World

How can you say no to any gun handling a .600 Nitro Express cartridge and producing 6 kilojoules of muzzle energy? Even though the cost per round is $40.00 or so, it is the gun a man's man's man wants to carry when he becomes a man.:D

Crane not included and perhaps you will need a custom holster.

We all know real men shoot million round per minute Metal Storms. Great for hunting 500 giraffes at the same time. It kills, cleans and turns the the critters into delicious G-Burger all at the same time, so it is efficient, too.

Metal Storm 36 Barrel Prototype-One Million Rounds per Minute Rate of Fire - YouTube

I kid . . . I agree, a .50 is a revolver people tend to notice. Even Jose Feliciano would say, "wow, that's one eck of a gun you gots there."
 
SamuraiBigEd said:
Balck pepper crusted smoked cheddar, jalapeno dried sausage, beef and turkey jerky, beef and turkey sticks!

On edit: Wish I could like my own post this time!
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Have you considered making your own sausage and jerky? I make sausage and I like it because I can control everything. Some commercially prepared sausage makers add too much cat.
 
Bob Maxey said:
Have you considered making your own sausage and jerky? I make sausage and I like it because I can control everything. Some commercially prepared sausage makers add too much cat.
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and i must ask..

what is your preferred percentage of cat in your sausage?
(this discussion is so.. ODD)

LOL
 
Bob Maxey said:
Yeah, I gots yur .50 cal right here::p

Old 2 gauge shotgun: Lets go duck hunting!!! :o) - YouTube

Yeah, I gots yur 2 GA shotgun right here::p

World

How can you say no to any gun handling a .600 Nitro Express cartridge and producing 6 kilojoules of muzzle energy? Even though the cost per round is $40.00 or so, it is the gun a man's man's man wants to carry when he becomes a man.:D

Crane not included and perhaps you will need a custom holster.

We all know real men shoot million round per minute Metal Storms. Great for hunting 500 giraffes at the same time. It kills, cleans and turns the the critters into delicious G-Burger all at the same time, so it is efficient, too.

Metal Storm 36 Barrel Prototype-One Million Rounds per Minute Rate of Fire - YouTube

I kid . . . I agree, a .50 is a revolver people tend to notice. Even Jose Feliciano would say, "wow, that's one eck of a gun you gots there."
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Memories... Metal storm has been around a while at least 13 years.

7.30 Report - 8/7/1999: Australian inventor creates worlds deadliest gun
 
We make all the sausage at our restaurant for pizza. Very simple, basic recipe. Grind our own meat as well. We have a couple other porky things we make like pancetta and porchetta. Never made jerky before, sounds like fun.
 
I have a Glock model 36 (.45 subcompact) that I wish had ammo the price of 9mm. Walmart is probably the cheapest that in can find for a box of 100. Federal goes around $37 and Winchester about $2 more. Sometimes I go to the gun shop and stare at the Springfield XDm .40 subcompact. Better design and cheaper ammo. But then I give up the power of a .45 and the concealment of my slim line.

Glock 36
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Springfield XDm .40:
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This is what I carry, FN FiveseveN! Ammo is a little pricey but these things are scarily accurate and fast. Unfortunately the pistol itself is stupidly expensive, got mine for $975.00 and they are going for upwards of $1200.00 now!

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I don't own a gun nor do I have plans to please don't get me wrong I am not one of those gun fearing jack rabbits that thinks we should ban them or anything not at all. In fact I support gun ownership. I just know me if I owned one I would use it and then have to give up the freedom I love so much. Cause while you can't fix stupid you sure as hell can kill it :D

To all our military and our veterans I say Thank You.
 
That five seven is sick looking bro are they more accurate then the barettA love the barettA pref, military issued
 
i just found out last night..

In TEXAS.. anyone can have a concealed hand gun.. in your car or on motocycle!!!
no concealed-license necessary!
 
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