Why'd the Android cross the road...

[nick325i]

To get a piece of Apple's pie!

Fill in your joke ending...

 

[vincentp]

Why didn't the iPhone user cross the road?

The road was rejected from the app store.



I know. It's not really a joke, but it makes me smile.

 

[lekky]

Because it was free to do as it pleased

 

[aloha hailey]

to get to the other side,... (dorky)

 

[stinky]

because it's D**k was stuck in the chicken?

 

[lekky]

Why did the Android cross the road... whilst playing a game?

Because is not an iPhone.

 

[nick325i]

Because he didn't have to pay 99 cents to do so...

 

[ScottishTaz]

To get away from the travesty that is called Apple.
Might not make you laugh but it did for me

 

[Doit2it]

Because Wertago said there was a kickin' party over there.

 

[Doit2it]

Duh, to get away from the Zombies on the radar!

 

[kabbie_mcfeely]

Why did the Droid cross the road ?

-To show the iphone how to do it.

-Because he could without dropping the call.

 

[travisr528]

To eat an apple....
<---- See left

 

[stamets303]

It didn't....it just made the road cross under it....it's just that damn good

 

[Doit2it]

Payback....because the road crossed it first!

 

[Android_LIFE]

Because it can

(or Because it does, "Droid Does")

 

[pavirotten]

To show everyone that it could do it better than the iPhone.

 

[pavirotten]

To prove its navigation feature works!

 

[ttaylor0024]

To throw its iPod in the trash.

 

[pavirotten]

In the spirit of Tommy Chong (from Cheech & Chong or That 70's Show, depending on your age): To mess with your mind, man! The government says the Android doesn't exist, but, man, I've seen it, and it'll blow you away, man.

 

[Doit2it]

Why did the Android cross the playground?





To get to the other slide.

Just read that on a Laffy Taffy wrapper

 

[Notahotshot]

"Why did the Android cross the road?"

To ban you for not sharing the Laffy Taffy!

Sorry for the game crossover.

 

[Doit2it]

To ban you for not sharing the Laffy Taffy!

It was chocolate too!
I'd never had chocolate LT, but it was good.
Now, 5 days later, I'm thinking I need to go to the candy store!
So ban you for reminding me how good it was.
Oh wait, that post should go somewhere else.

 

[HaunteD CoucH]

because it was escaping the murder it committed on apple after dosing down the evidence in oxyclean.

 

[Herodroid]

To show AT&T that he could get 3G reception even across the street.

 

[Gattaca714]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
An Android Insider
An Android Insider Who?
I can't tell you who my resources are, but I can confirm that 2.1 is coming to Eris next week.