you might be a redneck if.......

[chrlswltrs]

maybe lifted with monster tires?

Yes! and look bigger than it really should

I have never thought Wrangers looked right with stock tires. I have no lift, just bigger tires that make it look great! Plus it handles off road a little better, but either way, I have a 9000# winch

How does it go....."If you have cars on your lawn and wheels on your house?"

My mom has cars on her lawn and my brother wheels on his house, but I have neither. Sometimes I envy my brother though since he has no rent or mortgage, but then I remember he lives in WVa and doesn't even have Internet at home or a smart phone (no matter how hard I try to convince him to get one!)

 

[TxGoat]

My mom has cars on her lawn and my brother wheels on his house, but I have neither. Sometimes I envy my brother though since he has no rent or mortgage, but then I remember he lives in WVa and doesn't even have Internet at home or a smart phone (no matter how hard I try to convince him to get one!)

My parents live out in the sticks and on the way to their house, there's a section of land that's mobile homes. You'll see a large Hummer parked near a single-wide. It looks kind of funny, and if you were to move the Hummer close enough to the house and paint it the same color, it would look like they remodeled the home and added a wing to it.

 

[sleedeane]

... Your avatar is a moving bug.
Just kidding. Hey.

 

[sntaylor]

You might be a redneck......... if counting sheep makes you more aroused than sleepy.

That's the Welsh... Or aberdonians

 

[olbriar]

You might be a redneck if this is your porch swing

 

[chrlswltrs]

You might be a redneck if this is your porch swing

That looks like a pretty awesome swing, I want one!!

 

[Sharondippity]

 

[TxGoat]

Well in all fairness, you ladies are always asking us to put the seat down...

 

[cwhatever]

now this one is redneck to the limit. not bad though, wonder what it would look like driving down the road and see someone on that mowing the yard!!

 

[AntimonyER]

How does it go....."If you have cars on your lawn and wheels on your house?"

The official Foxworthy version is "if you have a house that moves and 14 cars that don't."