Random Thought Thread

[NightAngel79]

it was completely a random event that I stumbled in this thread randomly

 

[netlinkz]

I sooooo wanna just talk with the t-mobile chick ona date or someshit.....

 

[blkbeltkid17]

I sooooo wanna just talk with the t-mobile chick ona date or someshit.....

You ain't the only one

 

[netlinkz]

You ain't the only one

Hahahahaa toushe...toushe

 

[sevenstars]

...

 

[netlinkz]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any theft insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"

I've seen or heard this somewhere.....i know i have......

 

[BabyBlues]

Are there any full service gas stations left?

Yup, come to Jersey. We aren't allowed to pump our own gas.

 

[BabyBlues]

just doesn't understand why the length of my skirt is an issue (it covers everything even when I'm sitting!) when the boss is walking around in "man-dles" and the receptionist comes in drunk. *sighs* oh well.

 

[ElasticNinja]

just doesn't understand why the length of my skirt is an issue (it covers everything even when I'm sitting!) when the boss is walking around in "man-dles" and the receptionist comes in drunk. *sighs* oh well.

Maybe you need to take a leaf from their book

 

[Knewz]

Its only an addiction if someone else has a problem with it

 

[ElasticNinja]

Damn you brain!!
Why do you fail the easiest question on the paper

 

[BabyBlues]

Damn you brain!!
Why do you fail the easiest question on the paper

Did you forget your name ??

 

[ElasticNinja]

Did you forget your name ??

You don't need to learn a name, you have a number
I got factorise x

 

[SamuraiBigEd]

Great, more problems!

 

[NightAngel79]

You don't need to learn a name, you have a number
I got factorise x²-1 wrong

<------shakes head at shadow
Thought we taught you better than that.

 

[Squeegee]

I never get enough sleep... maybe I should drink coffee

 

[UtkarshMankar]

hi buds i'm utkarsh, got a new Samsung s5670 this eve.
need some help to start gprs in it using Airtel card. can someone help?? i'm so new i this site..

 

[Roxors]

going on the 25th hour wondering how long i can make it till my mind just toally says F U and shuts off

 

[ElasticNinja]

hi buds i'm utkarsh, got a new Samsung s5670 this eve.
need some help to start gprs in it using Airtel card. can someone help?? i'm so new i this site..

Youll need to get the correct APN - check an Indian cellular forum perhaps?

 

[Vihzel]

going on the 25th hour wondering how long i can make it till my mind just toally says F U and shuts off

Two years ago, I wasn't able to sleep a whole night during a school night so my brain shut off when I went to Italian. It was hard enough trying to understand what the teacher was saying with my brain on. lol

 

[ElasticNinja]

^I basically slept through all of my second term this year. Fail

 

[blkbeltkid17]

^I basically slept through all of my second term this year. Fail

Worse student ever

And I say this while on my xoom in lecture for my summer class hahaha

 

[digdug1]

If you do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid more for what you do.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Business Exams now.
now study done :L

 

[Vihzel]

Business Exams now.
now study done :L

*points and laughs because you still have exams*