I might be shelling out retail

... I got an Eris a little over a month ago... I was unable to return it and get my BB Storm out of a coma within 30 days, (I was out of town for two weeks visiting parents and didn't have a car >_<
I was hoping that I could sell my Eris but know that it's officially EOL in May I probably wont get much for it... I almost feel bad selling it b/c it
SUCKS!
Plan A: I'm sort of '
seeing someone' who works at VZW down here and I'm hoping he'll take care of it for me...... (not buying it, but doing what he can on his side to play around in the system...)
Plan B: Add a line & make the Incredible my primary phone and then canceling line and eating the ETF..... $350 is less than $600....
Plan C: Hoping to book enough makeup gigs to cover the phone in cash by release date but it's not looking good.
Plan C: Pay retail upfront and not buy groceries or anything for like a month...
Plan D: Put my Pole Dancing 101 skills to work... Atlanta is the strip club capital or something.... <---- JOKING