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Small 7 pound cat. Very dainty. Had to take all 3 idiots to the vet for shots. This one distiguished herself by a squall you could have used for a warning siren. I have never heard such a noise from a cat and not this small a cat. My large fluffbutt feral just did what the vet wanted with no talkback at all. The snowshoe did growl. Check the dictionary for squall.
 
It's quiet in this thread tonight..........A little too quiet.

Look at you people, on a Friday night........With yer' fancy lives, and better things to do with yer' time, and whatnot!!!o_O

Well , la dee dah.......Ya' show offs!:p
Enjoy yer' weekends, all.:)
 
Heh, you did. It was last month. My mother-in-law gave me a pressure-washer... So that I will wash the dust off my solar panels.

EDIT: I see now... The green OP is treating the last poster in the thread (instead of the first) as the original poster. In tapatalk, that is.
 
I was exiled. PokerStars, a site where had turned a thousand dollars of PLAY money into over two hundred-fifty million, caught me 'play dumping' three million to a friend getting started on the site:

> We are writing to inform you that your PokerStars account has been
> closed. This is due to repeated instances of Chip Dumping in our play
> money games despite being previously warned about this activity.

> > Chip dumping is a breach of PokerStars Terms of Service, which can be
> found below;

> > http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/room/tos
> > On this page you will see that chip-dumping is a prohibited
> practice:

> > 5.8. CHIP-DUMPING. Chip-dumping occurs when any User intentionally
> loses a hand in order to deliberately transfer his chips to another
> User. Any User who chip-dumps or attempts to chip-dump with any other
> User while using the Service may be permanently banned from using the
> Service and their account may be terminated immediately. In such
> circumstances PokerStars will be under no obligation to refund to you
> any monies that may be in your PokerStars account at such time.

> > In light of the above and your failure to observe warnings that
> failure to adhere to these conditions may result in further action
> being taken, your PokerStars account will now remain closed.

> > Kind Regards,
> > Matthew PokerStars Play Money Security Team

...to which I replied:

Matthew,

Being on the PokerStars Play Money Security Team must be quite a serious responsibility.

God only knows what treacherous crimes can be committed with artificial cash. I suppose that my 'chip dumping' three of my two hundred-sixty million, just to get a friend started in online poker, is a perfect example. Isn't there a Play Prison I should be sentenced to?

PokerStars has already trashed my FullTilt play money and now they've trashed my PokerStars play money. So now that my combined six hundred million has been scratched to zero, can you recommend another site that isn't aware of the horrible crime I've committed?

Thank you for forcing me to stop wasting my time on you.
 
^--- I don't get it. If no real money is involved here, what's the harm of dumping funds to another person?
 
Good players can bank, and then sell the fake money to bad players for actual cash.

Ok thanks. I guess there's no way for them to tell if real money is changing hands, so all they can do is enforce a blanket ban. I see.
 
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