The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

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YEP! Made me think of this:

Which in turn made me think of the enigma that is a wife's brain:

 

[The_Chief]

ATTENTION MARRIED MEN: do NOT send this to your wife! She may laugh at it right now... but she'll laugh harder sweeping off your gravestone!

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

There's truth in that statement.

 

[rootabaga]

The sad thing is how often that is true…

 

[The_Chief]

It's been an interesting first 33 years, but we have a unique chemistry. She was Miss Rules and Regs, and everything had to be by the book and in order. I was the free spirit, spontaneous whatever guy.

Over time, she's helped ground me in reality and I've loosened her up. Now we have a fun, carefree but pragmatic life together.

 

[olbriar]

A successful marriage is a blend of the partners and not a conversion of just one.

 

[treb1797]

Wedding Anniversary cake...

 

[The_Chief]

Someone's doing something wrong, then... or not doing something right!

 

[treb1797]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

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Like the old commercial says, "priceless"

 

[treb1797]

 

[The_Chief]

Maybe their wives can't fit in that leather outfit...

 

[rootabaga]

Hmmm…

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[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

There’s gonna be trouble…

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[The_Chief]

Yep, the payback for that will be really, really ugly.

 

[rootabaga]

Thomas began referring to his wife Julie by a new nickname, “Jumper Cables.”
When his friend Cooper heard him refer to her with the new nickname, he asked, “Why are you calling Julie ‘Jumper Cables’?”
Thomas replied, “Because she’s always trying to start something!”

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

I’d really appreciate it if you would remove that hidden camera from our home…

 

[olbriar]