The Punny Side of Life

[The_Chief]

^ - Whatever they're up to, I'm usually down for it

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming.

The nuns get so hot from working in the heat that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down.

Another says, 'OK, I guess it’s just a blind man that’s coming.'

The blind man arrives and says, 'Nice t!ts. Where do you want the blinds?

 

[Notes_Norton]

↑ ↑ I'm glad that one didn't get hit by the auto-censor. ↑ ↑

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

Riders on the Pony Express used to hang lanterns from their saddle stirrups to see the trail more easily while riding in the dark. This is considered to be the earliest form of saddle light navigation.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.

 

[The_Chief]

^- that's our house you're talking about

 

[Milo Williamson]

What did the cow jump over the moon said?

"Well I better squirt some milk over and make cheese for the moon people."

I said that joke a few days ago with my sister.

She replied

"Its moo-ving."

 

[Notes_Norton]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

And would it be called "dipping" or "dunking"?

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

A new film is coming out, starring Al Pacino, about a guy who wins the world knitting championship.

It's called Scarf Ace.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[The_Chief]

I was going to stop being an exhibitionist, but decided to stick it out for another year...