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"Anyways you are on the news and the four of you are now international criminals with this combined with your recent activity at the Nexia blockade...hold on...oh god they just aired the radio communication T'res offered an autograph then told them to run...you guys need to get somewhere secluded there is a 200 billion credit bounty on each of you..."
 
"Clearly we were playing around with them, as right after that we offered them a drink. You of all people should understand the implications of refusing a drink offered in good faith. Anyways, it was our plan all along, now no one will doubt that the real T'res is alive. The Governess of Nexia just earned some new enemies."
 
"Smile guys you are on the news on a live feed right now...they are going sending in military units...Looks like they are going to blow you up"
 
Gives his biggest smile to the camera, then fires the cannon at it.

"Guys, anyway to get us out of here? Or make us invisible? "
 
"Well guys, you were a decent crew, not that intelligent at times...may have gotten you into this mess...but that is beside the point...you tend to come out on top of most things, perhaps missing some body parts or whatnot but I digress...I am going to get off of here because I really don't want to be deaf when the missles hit...but you have 4 minutes before impact...if you get out of this one call me back and I will try to find a way to help you further...otherwise remember I liked all of you and will mourn your passing"

Danforth disconnects

:rofl: you guys can survive this I am sure of it
 
"Oh shit." I say noticing the camera crew following us from armored helicopters. "So, any more bright ideas?" I ask, noticing that we are now passing the wreckage of the destroyed merchant ship.
<observation roll>
updated sheet
HP: 60
AC: 20 + 3[vest] (23)

S: 5
A: 11>12>13
B: 6>7
C: 5
I: 4
W: 1

<also, my rifle has +2 to hit>
PP bank: 109 - 36 - 21 - 39 >>> 13
 
"Alright everyone, we should probably stand next to the edge of the boat, when we see the missile, we should jump overboard and swim down. Then, we could surface under some of that destroyed ship."

?? :rofl:
 
...compression waves would still kill you...and who said there is just 1 missile?You are also still 3 days away from Vega by ship...
 
"Or, we could have Smith shoot a massive fireblast up at the missiles and t'res could create a shield. Sparky could beg Phases for forgiveness and maybe He'd save our sorry asses... I'll, of course, try to get mimzy to safety..."

I think for a moment. "Mimzy, catiguins are rare. If we show that we have the divine blessing that a catiguin proves, they'd leave us be for sure..." I suggest to the rest of the crew.
 
"Very strange how they got here so quick . It's like someone is conspiring to TPK us . "
:rofl:
To Cain
"We cant jump and survive .those are missiles ,we will die of the debris impact and my shields are not strong enough to resist the impact .However ...."
To the Crew .
"Everyone ,pack your belongings ....."
"We will have to abandon ship "
"we have to use teleportation in this case ,everyone huddle up ,Cain pick mimzy "
"Pacifista no tenkai "


/move
10 charges protection ,random teleportation
/character upgrade
character
http://androidforums.com/forum-games/506020-afrpfg.html#post3994705

/mimzy
for killing dangerous creatures of the sea :rofl:

"btw ,I cant do long range directional telportation . We may end up any where in the world .."
 
Not everyone uses boats and hovercopters...Um the last thing mimzy killed was T'res so yeah I assume that is a dangerous creature of the sea but I said not game related at all...AC13, 9to5, and anti can still guess...I am going to assume everyone follows your orders to huddle up because the missiles are now visible

As T'res finishes his incantation the missles hit the ship.
 
Nope

You notice everything warp around you then you notice sand...lots of sand...and...sand...and...more sand...if you look left you see...sand...if you look right....you see...sand...there is sand everywhere...other than up...you look up and see and angel floating down from the cloudless sky...she looks pissed...she floats over to T'res and smacks him...hard...then says "You thought you could get away with some teleportation! I HOPE YOU DIE HERE!!!" She then smacks him again and floats back up to the heavens
 
"How many angels did you upset T'res? That one looked like she had all of her teeth. So how do we get out of this desert?"

:rofl:
 
"Now where the hell are we ."
"Cain, can you lock the GPS here and find out where are we .Meanwhile I will do some recon "
Astral scout recon move .
 
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