Ban the person above you

[EarlyMon]

Banned because first there was a big explosion, then dinosaurs and later, oil.

 

[Drew5150]

Banned because oil is now in short supply.

 

[El Presidente]

Banned because in some places it isn't. I've loads of olive oil in my cupboard.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for oiling olives in the cupboard.

 

[RootJunky]

Banned because I keep pronouncing cupboard, "cup board", when reading these!^

 

[Hadron]

Banned for sharing too much

 

[huh]

banned for not learning in kindergarten that sharing is caring

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned because look around, we are still IN kindergarten. We haven't yet learned all the kindergarten lessons.

 

[Drew5150]

Banned for not learning your lesson.

 

[tastycaramel]

Banned for being a first grader

 

[Camobaby13]

Ban because im bored

 

[Brian706]

Banned for punishing others for your lack of motivation

 

[tastycaramel]

Banned for being a teacher

 

[twogbsd]

Banned because I think I need rehab

 

[Drew5150]

Banned for posting here and not going to rehab

 

[Cogra147]

Banned for not playing my game:

http://androidforums.com/forum-games/704982-compound.html

 

[Shotgun84]

Banned for the shameless plug

 

[sammyz]

Banned for drinking

 

[Shotgun84]

Banned because I'm stone cold sober

 

[Brian706]

Banned for not drinking!

 

[Drew5150]

Banned for not buying me a drink

 

[Hadron]

Banned for not offering first

 

[huh]

banned for waiting for an offer..

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I accept your offer, free drinks for everyone!

 

[huh]

wait..what?.... banned for drinking too much! I'll be running random sobriety checks throughout the evening....