Ban the person above you

[Mikestony]

Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой, Ban

"I am very glad because I'm finally returning back home, Ban"

Posting in a different language, ban

 

[dustwun77]

Going the extra mile ban.

 

[paulbates]

Kilometer ban

 

[Brian706]

Mile ban.

 

[Hadron]

Banned for using Imperial units in an independent republic.

 

[Kaat72]

There and back again ban.

 

[Hadron]

Banned for bringing hobbits into the thread.

 

[no one]

Ban you again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

(Sorry, it's hobbitual.)

 

[paulbates]

PUNishment Ban

 

[Th3M4dP1ay3r]

Bad Pun Ban.

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned just for the pun of it.

 

[Th3M4dP1ay3r]

Sex Ban

 

[Hadron]

Banned for promoting parenthogenesis

 

[Th3M4dP1ay3r]

Banned to a discovery that everyone likes Minecraft including me.

 

[paulbates]

banned because i don't like minecraft including you

 

[no one]

Creeper ban.

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for not building underground.

 

[Th3M4dP1ay3r]

Banned because SSSSSS.... boom! Creeper!

 

[no one]

Alpha-numeric ban.

 

[lectraplayer]

Banned for using a used ban...

 

[Clementine_3]

Anti-recycle-ism ban.

 

[lectraplayer]

Baneh for -isms.

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned because this-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
All we are saying is give bans a chance.

 

[lectraplayer]

*SNAP!* Banned for improper compound...

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned because it was probably an improper compound that helped that song (ban) get written.