Ban the person above you

[amarie82]

Party ban

 

[Milo Willamson]

Uninvited to his or hers own party, ban.

 

[no one]

Cry if you want to ban.

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for forgetting the tissues

 

[amarie82]

There's no crying in baseball ban

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for bringing balls back into the conversation

 

[psionandy]

Banned for not bringing sexy back

 

[no one]

It never left ban.

 

[Zigman66]

Self ban for being too sexy for my shirt

 

[amarie82]

Banned for being selfish

 

[Zigman66]

Banned cuz you were free to be too sexy for your shirt too

 

[amarie82]

Banned for not doing your dance on the catwalk

 

[no one]

Falling in love with your own reflection ban.

 

[Zigman66]

I did no such thing! My reflection obviously fell in love with me!!

Banned for not knowing the difference

 

[codezer0]

Banned for knowing the difference, but committing the deed anyway.

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for filming it

 

[codezer0]

Banned for filming it

Corporate Retaliation ban.

 

[amarie82]

Banned bc it's Monday and I can't sleep in

 

[codezer0]

Banned, because... it was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

 

[Hadron]

Banned because...

...just because.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for abuse of moderating powers.

 

[Hadron]

You're banned because you're banned
Because you're banned because you're banned.
You're banned because you're banned
Because you're banned because you're banned.

For auld ban's syne, my dear
For auld ban's syne
We'll swing the auld ban hammer here
For auld ban's syne

 

[codezer0]

Banned for sticking his head in the large hard-on collider.

 

[Hadron]

Banned for mis-spelling my name when there are ladies present.

 

[no one]

Chivalry is not dead ban.