Ban the person above you

[codezer0]

Banned, for existing.

 

[amarie82]

Banned for not making coffee this morning

 

[codezer0]

Banned for urinating in the cappuccino machine, and letting the beer sit out to get skunked.

 

[amarie82]

Banned for getting me drunk and not stopping me 😂😂😜

 

[codezer0]

Banned for breaking the server with non-compliant text.

 

[amarie82]

Banned for not updating it

 

[codezer0]

Banned, for not realizing that wasn't a job ever assigned to me.

 

[no one]

Buck passing ban.

 

[codezer0]

Banned for failing to provide sufficient privileges to perform necessary duties.

 

[amarie82]

Banned for not being a go getter and getting them yourself

 

[codezer0]

Banned, for sabotaging said privilege acquisition, by giving the sysadmin his body weight in cocaine.

 

[amarie82]

Party foul ban

 

[Zigman66]

Banned for bringing birds into this conversation

 

[no one]

Hitchcockian ban.

 

[codezer0]

Orwellian ban.

 

[Zigman66]

Both of you are banned for bringing the birds to the animal farm

 

[codezer0]

You had one job ban.

 

[amarie82]

Banned for not laying out the responsibilities of said job

 

[psionandy]

Banned... Now report to HR

 

[codezer0]

Banned for actually programming the "you need to log in to be logged out. Please log in to log out" error box.

 

[psionandy]

Banned because... Yeah... I'm going to need you to use the right cover for the TPS reports...

 

[codezer0]

Banned for wasting excessive resources for cover sheets, as if they ever meant anything to anybody.

 

[psionandy]

Banned for not reading the memo...

 

[codezer0]

Banned, for impersonating a dead company (and good riddance, at that!).

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Llama ban!