Ban the person above you

[EarlyMon]

Banned because I believe that they can carry coconuts, it's a matter of weight ratios.

Bonus ban if you missed this - http://style.org/unladenswallow/

 

[mac42]

Banned! Really banned. No super banned. Why? Cause its Sunday. And now i know way to much about the flight speed of a swallow

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Banned for paying attention.

 

[mac42]

Banned for having an upsidedown pipe

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Banned for thinking everyone else's pipe is right side up

 

[huh]

corn cob pipe, button nose and two eyes made out of coal ban!

 

[Prepaidguy9081]

cookie monster Googly eyes ban

 

[SuperAfnan]

Banned for being random.

 

[Brian706]

Banned for being random.

Banned for being predictable.

 

[Prinny]

Banned for (insert epic reason here)

 

[huh]

banned for not knowing

 

[Prinny]

banned for not knowing

Banned for assuming I don't know

 

[SuperAfnan]

Banned for assuming I don't know

Banned because there is a possibility of you actually not knowing and covering it up.

 

[johnlgalt]

Banned for doling out judgments on the basis of mere possibilities.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

MEMORANDUM FROM AF MANAGEMENT:

We regret to inform you that a Year-BAN has been imposed on your account. Your account is now banned for the ENTIRE Year 2012. You may use your account again after the ban has been lifted in a YEAR (2013)... well, at least until you respond...

 

[sammyz]

Acting like a moderator ban.

 

[Prepaidguy9081]

Dissing the "moderator" ban

 

[atljatl]

Banned for putting 'moderator' in quotation marks instead of putting 'dissing' in question marks

 

[Deleted User]

Acting like a moderator ban.

Dissing the "moderator" ban

Banned for putting 'moderator' in quotation marks instead of putting 'dissing' in question marks

All banned for talking about moderators

 

[SuperAfnan]

Banned because we play moderator in this thread. It's called
"ban the person above you".

 

[Lordvincent 90]

Rolleyes ban

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

flippant ban

 

[El Presidente]

Banned because I can't think of decent reason to ban based on the above comment.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Overthinking it ban

 

[johnlgalt]

Omnipotent ban