I see alot of good ideas here, but alot of rokkie once too.
The ONLY way to eat an Oreo cookie, is as follows:
Unscrew one side, carfully, so as to keep the "stuff" on the other side. Now.....Let the one cookie with the stuff alone for now, and grab another Oreo. Repete the unscrewing of the cookie part. Now....Put the 2 halves with the stuff togather. DO NOT EAT! You now eat the un fullfilling cookie parts without the stuff. This gives you time to admire the new found "Double stuff" cookie. After the 2 halves are eaten, THEN you eat the newly created double stuff.
this may have already been mentioned, as Im posting without fully reading the thread yet.