Breaking News: Jimmy Hoffa still dead

[Atma]

Updated at 3:40 p.m. ET: Soil tests indicate that no human remains are buried beneath a shed in Roseville, Mich., where authorities were investigating the possibility that the late Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa might have been buried, officials said. NBC News

They are never going to find this guy.

 

[SIII groupie]

I like the thread title.

 

[eyebeam]

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[zuben el genub]

He'll probably come back as a zombie.

 

[AntimonyER]

Will be a bad day for whoever killed him if that's the case.

 

[Atma]

He'll probably come back as a zombie.

I think OTD is hiding him for snacks.

 

[Primevyl]

Will be a bad day for whoever killed him if that's the case.

CIA conspiracy

 

[Prinny]

Shock and surprise.

It's weird how someone can just disappear, but I think that they should let the dead alone.

Granted, if he angered the mafia, he's PROBABLY in a body of water. Could even be the Hudson, since Giant Stadium was one supposed hiding spot.

 

[iowabowtech]

Bush's fault. Haliburton involved.

 

[Primevyl]

Bush's fault. Haliburton involved.

Obama helped by leasing the wind farm that Bush drove the body to...in the Halliburton compAny hummer

 

[Atma]

since Giant Stadium was one supposed hiding spot.

The MythBusters used ground penetrating radar there but didn't find anything.

 

[BigCiX]

He still alive and hanging out with Elvis and 2Pac.