I installed a task killer and it made my battery last 60 hours straight of playing Angry Birds with the screen brightness on full.
I turned to Jessica Alba and said "Hey, Jessica! I love my Task Killer. It just works so well. My battery lasts longer and the phone runs smoother!". She laughed and gently kissed my cheek. "I love you so much, Widehead." She said. I couldn't help smiling from ear to ear. I just couldn't believe my luck. "Don't forget," she said turning back to her latest film script "you should condition your battery too. I know for a fact that conditioning improves battery life by over 9000%."
And then I woke up. Tears rising. It was a dream - a wonderful yet terrible dream!
Jessica! The task killer saving battery life and making my phone run smoother! The conditioning of my battery to increase it's life! All a crazy dream!!
lmao, 10000 internets to you sir
This!