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No Fitbits for me! 
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I think I'll start a new career as an Existential Philosopher...
LOLOL!
sherri
Android Expert
This was too funny not to share! Made my day!
basic 101 user
Android Enthusiast
^^^^^^^
Yes, some quite serious about their choice around here.
True story, hand to heart......
Was in line at the cafeteria in a major art museum, SF bay area.
And the guy in front of us was holding things up, couldn't decide, demanded to see a manager or chef.
He wanted to know how developed the sprouts in the quinoa salad were.......Where they were in their "life cycle", because it might affect his lunch decision.
Yes, some quite serious about their choice around here.
True story, hand to heart......
Was in line at the cafeteria in a major art museum, SF bay area.
And the guy in front of us was holding things up, couldn't decide, demanded to see a manager or chef.
He wanted to know how developed the sprouts in the quinoa salad were.......Where they were in their "life cycle", because it might affect his lunch decision.
basic 101 user
Android Enthusiast
The true stupidity of human seriousness?
The life cycle of a BEAN SPROUT???
You see, I don't have that kind of problem: when I'm looking at a ribeye steak on my plate, cooked to a perfect medium, I know EXACTLY where it is in its life cycle.
Some animals were just born to end up on my plate
You see, I don't have that kind of problem: when I'm looking at a ribeye steak on my plate, cooked to a perfect medium, I know EXACTLY where it is in its life cycle.
Some animals were just born to end up on my plate
no one
Android Expert
Here is a case of human stupidity. It happened several years ago, not exactly where it took place. But the basics of the story are:
1) 20 something meth head.
2) 70-80 neighbor.
3) Meth head needs money for more meth.
4) Bright idea!
5) Rob old man.
6) Easy Victim.
7) Rright?
8) WRONG!
9) Old man was welterweight and/or middleweight champion in the 40's.
10) Old man throws one punch.
11) Old man lands one punch.
12) Lights out for meth head,
12) Broken nose too boot it can with the dual black eyes add on package.
1) 20 something meth head.
2) 70-80 neighbor.
3) Meth head needs money for more meth.
4) Bright idea!
5) Rob old man.
6) Easy Victim.
7) Rright?
8) WRONG!
9) Old man was welterweight and/or middleweight champion in the 40's.
10) Old man throws one punch.
11) Old man lands one punch.
12) Lights out for meth head,
12) Broken nose too boot it can with the dual black eyes add on package.
Down and out...
DroidRage123
Newbie
That was inspired. I particularly liked the wife zone. Anywho, no picture. Nite y'all.
I love happy endings! [emoji41]
