Good Medicine

[DsyMnapTic]

Here's an interesting idea for a game that has potential to spark up some quirky posts....

Alright to simply state the rules, one person will name a sickness, or an ailment, or any sort of bodily disfunction that they "are dealing with" and the person following their post will give them a remedy to solve their said ailment

FOR EX:
First person: I sprained my ankle
Next person: stand on that same leg and jump up and down five times

1 MORE EX:
First person: I have the flu
Next person: Stay in bed all day

I don't know....whatever, but BE SURE TO TELL THE NEXT PERSON WHAT YOUR AILMENT IS AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN A REMEDY.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

My nose is too big

 

[Kelmar]

Smash it down with a hammer.

I've got a headache.

 

[no one]

Stick your hand in a deep fryer


i'm alive

 

[KOLIO]

Stick your hand in a deep fryer


i'm alive

Hold your breath.


I've got gas!

 

[no one]

Quit eating beans.



i coughed up a lung.

 

[olbriar]

don't stop caughing.. it looks like the only exercise you are getting

my feet are dried and cracked

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Dry enough to snap off?....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities


there's a midget growing out of my armpit

 

[Dark Jedi]

Dry enough to snap off?.....if not try along the cracks, might be easier.........If not its no use, try lodging them in someone ass and breaking them off.....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities to perform the procedure. I recommend The person who goes by the nickname of no one

Forget something? Take a hammer and beat yourself in the head till you remember what you forgot.

I have a splinter in my finger.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Not accepting vile patients at the moment sir you'll. have to wait in the lobby

meanwhile I still have this midget growing from my armpit

 

[no one]

Suggest a good surgeon to remove the tumor from the midgets feet.


there's blood in my alcohol.

 

[DaSchmarotzer]

Stop drinking a Bloody Mary.

Talking about blood, there's some dripping from my ear.

 

[olbriar]

quickly apply a tourniquet to the neck

I have a sharp pain in my shoulder

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Quick........Catch this medicine ball!


I have ghanaherpesiffilitus

 

[olbriar]

take two years of spelling and call me in the morning

i have an ingrown toenail

 

[lordofthereef]

Grow it out instead of in

My left nipple is turning orange.

 

[olbriar]

take the cheese curls away from your mate

my shoulder is aching

 

[Bugly]

set your hair on fire, you'll forget your shoulder aches

i get a sharp pain in my eye when I drink my tea (lobs this one to the next player...)

 

[olbriar]

try either using or removing the straw from your glass

I get cramps in my legs

 

[NightHawk877]

Take two Aleve capsules. All day pain relief.

Montezuma's revenge.

 

[KOLIO]

Use a cork.

A bad case of tinnitus.

 

[Clementine_3]

Tell the voices in your head to take their wind chimes down.

I have tennis elbow.

 

[olbriar]

Hold your racket with your foot.

My eyes are hurting.

 

[NightHawk877]

Stop what you are doing to make them hurt.

I have Nintendonitis.

 

[olbriar]

switch to xbox

my feet are so big that everyone steps on them