Good Medicine

[Davdi]

Collect the wax to make candles.

My tongue is furry

 

[NightHawk877]

Shave it.

I can't stop farting.

 

[Encerspay]

Stop visiting Taco Bell.

I have constant phone envy...

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Become a klepto

My DNA has been mutated with gerbil DNA!

 

[olbriar]

Don't be frustrated for running in circles

I have a wart on my finger.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Don't be frustrated for running in circles

I have a wart on my finger.

[Hey buddy Mod status now I see, now I get to bug the crap out of YOU]

Go kiss the toad that peed on your finger, your new prince charming will remove it for you

I've got an ankle biter

 

[general eclect]

Send it back to where it came from.


I'm broke.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Here's some super glue and duct tape, that should hold you together for a while.


I spontaneously have to make a spanking maneuver with my hand and yell YEEHAW! every ten minutes.

 

[general eclect]

Change your name to YEAHHA


I can't get my head out of the chimney.

 

[Davdi]

Make candles.

my toes are curling up

 

[general eclect]

Tell that girl to stop doing what she's doing.


I wheeze.

 

[GuitarG20]

A good shot of albuterol might do you good.

I am bored waiting in a line

 

[general eclect]

Keep playing here.


Money burns a hole in my pocket.

 

[olbriar]

Wear undies made of asbestos

I can't get enough bbq

 

[general eclect]

Cook more bbq.


I'm a chocaholic.

 

[DsyMnapTic]

Keep developing your unique form of the Midas touch.


There's dwarves emerging from my Mianus!

 

[olbriar]

You're not in real trouble unless you see Dorthy and Toto. It takes a wizard to fix that.

My fingertips have no feeling.