Good Medicine

[NightHawk877]

switch to xbox

my feet are so big that everyone steps on them

Already have a 360 and a Kinect.

Make the rest of your body bigger.

I have athlete's foot.

 

[olbriar]

Learn to play the violin

I get heat rash when I'm in the sun too long.

 

[Swipe]

Scrap rash with sandpaper until it disappears.


I'm blind in one eye.

 

[NightHawk877]

Here's a cybernetic replacement.

I have worms

 

[olbriar]

Time to go fishing

My ears itch inside.

 

[Clementine_3]

Go outside.

I have a gash on my leg.

(and congrats on being green )

 

[olbriar]

Go outside.

I have a gash on my leg.

(and congrats on being green )

Removing the leg just above the cut will stop the wound from bleeding.

My little finger is crooked.

(thanks... I hope I deem worthy)

 

[G.Armour]

Cut it off

I'm a nympho

 

[olbriar]

I'm sure someone here can help but not cure your condition

My neck is stiff tonight.

 

[shutterpoet]

move your monitor

dopeless

 

[olbriar]

roll and smoke your carpet

I have a bump on my shoulder

 

[Yeahha]

Get a mirror and a straw

My voice is gone thanks to a swollen artery in my neck

 

[G.Armour]

Get punched in the throat

My back hurts

 

[johnlgalt]

Do 1000 situps.

My left arm is going numb on a daily basis.

 

[G.Armour]

Stick it in a meat grinder...


I can't sleep

 

[NightHawk877]

Nyquil. Works great.

I can't stop farting.

 

[Bugly]

so collect it in a jar and run your car on it...

my liver fell out

 

[olbriar]

Liver is a great catfish bait.. you are set.

I have a huge blood blister on my hand.

 

[BabyBlues]

poke it with a pin, drain and be sure to sanitize with antiseptic (that'll also make you forget how much it hurt when you got the blood blister cause you'll be cursing the pain of the antiseptic)


my nipples are always hard

 

[olbriar]

remove the tongue from your ear

my hands keep feeling numb

 

[melissapugs]

don't play so much pocket pool

my hair hurts

 

[NightHawk877]

Wear it down.

My foot fell asleep

 

[olbriar]

Only wake it when it begins to snore

My neck is stiff.

 

[Dan0myte]

Stop taking so much Viagra

I have to pee really bad but I'm too busy reading these forums

 

[olbriar]

your shoe should suffice as an adequate receptacle

my ears seem to be excessively waxing