Wow all those opposites and variables were confusing. I'm feeling dizzy now.
So it seems like most of the replies here are toward one god. Do I have to have just one, I mean, If it's a choice then Thor seems like a pretty good one (the guy is pretty fair, though a bit of a hot heat, has a big hammer and generally kicks ass - plus an eternity in valhalla sounds like a good time). Kukulcan sounds a bit bloody, but with the whole feather boa thing, you have to admit he had style - that and his buildings have a flair for special effects. Greek gods are a bit too petty and randy for my taste, BUt if I had to choose, I would go with Hercules, for much the same reasons I chose Thor, Though hercules doesn't have a hammer and lion skins and golden fleeces are just a bit to "west village" for my taste.