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PEOPLE!! (I was about to say "Women!" but I didn't want to get banned)

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Ok, so I'm leaving the gym, yesterday, right? There are two ladies behind me, who are also leaving. Not only to I hold it open for them, but I pull it aside like a doorman, so they both can walk through together. Did they say thanks? No.

Fine. That's not the story, though. When I went to leave behind them, not only did they not hold the door for me but they let the door close in my face. Nice. I found that so funny, I had to belly-laugh.

Ok, carry on.

BTW, mods are unable to see what's hidden in the parenthesis in the title, so I'm ok. :p
 
Just say thanks with a sarcastic tone, usually they'll give you a dirty look but you'll be the better person as karma comes around and slams a door in their face, hard.
 
Mr Book said:
Just say thanks with a sarcastic tone, usually they'll give you a dirty look but you'll be the better person as karma comes around and slams a door in their face, hard.
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Yeah but... what if Steven slammed the door in someone elses face sometime ago, and this was HIS karma coming around?
 
if you were as smooth and as sexy as i am you could have opened the door for them, walked them to their car, and never get a name but end up following them home to "keep them safe"

:p

nah most every time i hold a door open for someone they say thanks, unless they are total female dogs then of course they just walk through, thats when in turn you say your welcome, and if they dont open the door for you say thanks for the door, your very kind :)
 
ok... if karma were true, I'd probably deserve a lot worse! ;)

Karma ending...

"So not only do these ladies not hold the door for me, but they let it slam in my face, reach in their purses for little pistols and start shooting me through with holes and stomp on my face, with their high heels (editor's privilege: they had to have been wearing heels to the gym.) .. saying, "DIE PIG DIIIIIIE!!!!!"

;)
 
watch tosh.0 he has several phrases for women getting hit between the legs, i cannot say any of them considering they are of the vulgar nature but i will say you should shout out an obscenity and proceed to upper cut them in the sweets :p
 
Same thing happened to me on the way to anger management class, only I ran after them and ... wait, I don't think I'm allowed to talk about it until after the trial.
 
lunatic59 said:
Same thing happened to me on the way to anger management class, only I ran after them and ... wait, I don't think I'm allowed to talk about it until after the trial.
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hahaha! I lol'd. I FELT like doing that but chose to laugh instead.
 
What's worse IMO is when someone is coming through the door right behind you and they make no motion whatsoever to even attempt to hold the door for themselves as if you are a mere doorman whose existence is to hold the door open for them. For those people, I drop the door right on them...
 
Steven58 said:
Ok, so I'm leaving the gym, yesterday, right? There are two ladies behind me, who are also leaving. Not only to I hold it open for them, but I pull it aside like a doorman, so they both can walk through together. Did they say thanks? No.

Fine. That's not the story, though. When I went to leave behind them, not only did they not hold the door for me but they let the door close in my face. Nice. I found that so funny, I had to belly-laugh.

Ok, carry on.

BTW, mods are unable to see what's hidden in the parenthesis in the title, so I'm ok. :p
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look at where you live at. It's jersey and not known to be the nicest place on earth. Second only to ny.


Ask your self this. Did you open the door for the women to be nice or looking for praise?
 
Dark Jedi said:
look at where you live at. It's jersey and not known to be the nicest place on earth. Second only to ny.


Ask your self this. Did you open the door for the women to be nice or looking for praise?
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To be nice. :rolleyes:
 
330D said:
Fixed it for you... Upstate NYers are normal people. It's the ones in the city that give the rest of us a bad name....;)
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Dont know about that. I was stationed in Rome NY and lets just say some of the rudest people I ever ran in to. One time I was leaving the mall and a woman was coming in. So I step aside and allowed her to enter. As she passed I said hows it going. Just to be nice. I got met with that attitude of WHat do you mean by that. I said just trying to be nice. Was how I was raised. Her response was mind your own damn business. Give me the South any day. Way nicer than Northerners.
 
This happens to me all the time. I don't even notice it anymore. I love it the most when I go to open a door for my girlfriend and some others who were fallowing behind me (that I do not know, mind you) shuffle through the doors as well. Yes, clearly people, I am your door man just doing my job.
 
You see, I expect the opposite. I'm always very honored if someone does that for me. :)
 
330D said:
Fixed it for you... Upstate NYers are normal people. It's the ones in the city that give the rest of us a bad name....;)
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Thanks! I couldn't think of a way to say that without it sounding rude! :) Of course considering that I live in the state where seniors from NY, IL, MI, MN, and most every other state (and parts of Canada) like to go when they retire... :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Martimus said:
Thanks! I couldn't think of a way to say that without it sounding rude! :) Of course considering that I live in the state where seniors from NY, IL, MI, MN, and most every other state (and parts of Canada) like to go when they retire... :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Hey Martimus dude!

How you doing buddy!

Where is this place where people "like to go when they retire" ?

Like I hear this A LOT from people from the USA but I don't know where it is?

Is it Alabama?

LOL i don't know jack about the USA :)
 
Steven58 said:
Ok, so I'm leaving the gym, yesterday, right? There are two ladies behind me, who are also leaving. Not only to I hold it open for them, but I pull it aside like a doorman, so they both can walk through together. Did they say thanks? No.

Fine. That's not the story, though. When I went to leave behind them, not only did they not hold the door for me but they let the door close in my face. Nice. I found that so funny, I had to belly-laugh.

Ok, carry on.

BTW, mods are unable to see what's hidden in the parenthesis in the title, so I'm ok. :p
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Those weren't ladies. Those were self-centered entitled bitches. Hopefully you"ll run into them at the gym again, and you can let the door close in their faces.
 
Hrethgir said:
Those weren't ladies. Those were self-centered entitled @#!*% . Hopefully you"ll run into them at the gym again, and you can let the door close in their faces.
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It's funny you say that about "entitled." I live in Princeton, NJ. Elite, upper class, etc.
 
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