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My other car is a Procshe.
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....and my phone is a Pcrsohe. Sometimes known colloquially as a butt plug phone.
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USB plug shown for scale.
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Nooooooooo! I can tell by how the light hits the trees and the sounds of the insects etc... Fall is coming! I love autumn don't get me wrong... It's my favorite season .. But I'm not ready!!!! I've done zero done this summer
 
Stoooopid phone!!! Ha!!
I'm not ready for fall
Not not not! Stomp stomp hissy fit stomp!!!![emoji38]
 
Strange.. When I was teaching I loved this time of year... back to school etc
Now I just want summer to last :)
 
I've had weird dreams about driving on crazy long, roller coaster-like bridges, but I don't know why. Driving across bridges doesn't bother me (although I've never driven across any scary ones)

But huh: I just googled that bridge of yours, I can see why you might be nervous! As long as you don't try to drive a camper or trailer across on a windy day, you'll be fine :)
 
A: I need a new computer.
B: What's the matter with yours?
A: It's six years old.
B: That's pretty old.
A: It still works, but I'm going to give it to a charity.
B: Are you going to buy a desktop or laptop?
A: Oh, a laptop, of course.
B: A PC or a Mac?
A: I haven't decided yet.
B: More and more people are using Macs.
A: But 90 percent of the world uses PCs.
B: And that's not going to change anytime soon.
 
Where were the hot teachers trying to have sex with their students when I was in high school, all we had was old ladies with semi blue hair ?

What is this world coming to ?

Teachers that try and have sex with students, might very well end up in a laogai (reform through labour) for 20 years.
 
Where were the hot teachers trying to have sex with their students when I was in high school, all we had was old ladies with semi blue hair ?

What is this world coming to ?

My former manager from Wendy's when I worked there as a teenager in 06-07 was just convicted on felony charges for having sex with a 16 year old boy. We suspected she'd been doing that kind of stuff for quite a while. But she's not very attractive...too much meth.


That had to be hard to do - especially in a Yugo.

Pretty sad though.

Statistically though - nothing before or after for decades.

Everything will be just fine.
 
I taught pre k and kindergarten so...it was mostly the dads who hit on me.. Actually a mom or two too!! Hahaha

And who in their right mind decides to build a huge long high suspension bridge over deep water where shipwrecks are buried??[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]
 
My former manager from Wendy's when I worked there as a teenager in 06-07 was just convicted on felony charges for having sex with a 16 year old boy. We suspected she'd been doing that kind of stuff for quite a while. But she's not very attractive...too much meth.





Everything will be just fine.
Hey!!![emoji12]
 
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