Random Thought Thread

[dontpanicbobby]

Buffalo Bill became Captain Stollemeyer.

 

[psionandy]

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Its on our teats, the world does feast...

 

[psionandy]

Rich Beef Sausages

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Haiku!

 

[Dngrsone]

Why am I getting robocalls through my OnStar?

**Edit: On-Star's reply: "I apologize that should not be happening." Well, duh.

 

[Member2035261]

Someone I had met earlier in the day at a wedding apologised for getting my first name wrong, she had met so many people. I of course said don't worry, I often forget my own name and I've known myself for years. She avoided me after that.

 

[Unforgiven]

Menial thoughts merged into this thread.

 

[Deleted User]

Thoughts go out to the people who lost their lives in the Missouri boat tragedy.

 

[Deleted User]

Why is it that when your back is acting up, you tend to drop a lot more things?

I recently found out I've been bending down wrong all my life. The spine doesn't like to be bent over, apparently.

 

[Dngrsone]

Kids these days... I find it amusing when people ten, fifteen, or even twenty years younger than me complain about being old.

Then again, they all either over- or under-estimate my age by a good decade either way.

 

[mikedt]

"dyslexia" is a difficult word to spell correctly.

 

[psionandy]

Its also an anagram of daily sex

 

[dontpanicbobby]

^^^FTW^^^

 

[dontpanicbobby]

They left the watch, the cash, and the 4 buckets of chicken.

 

[Clementine_3]

They left the watch, the cash, and the 4 buckets of chicken.

But they took the cannoli, right?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

But they took the cannoli, right?

There was no cannoli.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I no longer need hi-end Smart phones. 3rd quarter 2018 I'm going mid-range.

 

[psionandy]

Je pète dans votre direction générale! Ta mère est un hamster, et ton père sent les vieilles baies de sureau!

 

[Unforgiven]

Why am I being insulted in foreign languages?

 

[Milo Willamson]

Why are we looking onwards for a great void of lofty emotions, and why are we anti-human with one another, yet online we do not have to deal with interaction hahahaa

 

[lunatic59]

Why am I being insulted in foreign languages?

You'd better leave before he taunts you a second time.

 

[Clementine_3]

Hurry, or he may fart in your general direction!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I don't want that ship to sail.

 

[Deleted User]

Gitlab rocks!!