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Random Thought Thread

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Aren't shelves brilliant? I mean, imagine if we didn't have them
Everything'd just be in a big pile on the floor, a dirty great big pile! Hooks are good, hooks are useful, but you couldn't hang books on a hook.
Or cans of soup.
No.
As long as we've got gravity, we'll need shelves.

In't gravity brilliant? It's fantastic, in't it? Well, it's not like I wander round going, ''In't gravity brilliant?'' Well, I do.

It's not that it's brilliant, more that it's useful, you know.
It's good at holding us down.
In fact, it's the best thing we've got for holding us down.
I mean, imagine life without gravity.
Imagine going to the toilet without gravity.
Be terrible, wouldn't it? Go on, imagine it! See?
 
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