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TheBritton said:
Life is like a box of chocolates. People repeating the same movie quotes over and over until words have no meaning peanut tambourine ocelot
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Or they just quote Marilyn Monroe with crap she never even said to make it look like she was an intelligent persob because she knew she was hot. Makes all the chick feel like they are pretty or something to that nature.
 
Stu675 said:
Exactly so I'd stop eating out. Plus most of the time it is unhealthy, but I'm also very cautious about what I eat.
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I had to eat out anyway. I was at a theme park when I first caught food poisoning and the second time was at a shady buffet in the DFW area. I had a basketball tournament in that area. It's not like I always eat out.
 
I had a very interesting thought a few days ago about this little excuse for a society called Earth! :)

I imagined about a planet ... I decided to call it a funny name "Alpha Dorkonis" because I am mad.

And I also saw many dumb as would humans jumping to assumptions as human beings love to do... but the lowest of the low in their society would be so brilliant and knowledgeable that by a simple snap of the fingers you would go "pop" like one of those christmas crackers or something.

I imagined that they are so advanced that they could travel gazillions times gazillions and zillions of times the speed of light making traveling from star to star a very freaking funny joke to them.

But when I was brave enough to sms this very possible story to my buddy in South Korea he said I am crazy! :)

So I sent this back to his narrow minded self in a very jokin manner bruizer. ;)

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So here I am... knowing that I hate it when people don't want to keep an open mind and believe they know it all.

Have you been to "Alpha Dorkonis"????

Have you seen all the dorks there?????

Well... when you have been absolutely everywhere... to every single corner of maybe only this universe and all others... and when you have evidence that you can make a new whole freakin Sun by imagining it... then come back to me! :)

But for now... I will get out my best Tin Foil and prepare for the invasion..... :)

AND what if the dudes (things?) from Alpha Dorkonis look like ROACHES!? :):):)

Then we are in the poop! :D

Revenge is sweet brother!

Oh it is so sweet! :)
 
I bought the humble bundle for just the average by accident... And didn't give any money for two games... Now I gotta go back and redonate
 
Stinky Stinky said:
I had a very interesting thought a few days ago about this little excuse for a society called Earth! :)

I imagined about a planet ... I decided to call it a funny name "Alpha Dorkonis" because I am mad.

And I also saw many dumb as would humans jumping to assumptions as human beings love to do... but the lowest of the low in their society would be so brilliant and knowledgeable that by a simple snap of the fingers you would go "pop" like one of those christmas crackers or something.

I imagined that they are so advanced that they could travel gazillions times gazillions and zillions of times the speed of light making traveling from star to star a very freaking funny joke to them.

But when I was brave enough to sms this very possible story to my buddy in South Korea he said I am crazy! :)

So I sent this back to his narrow minded self in a very jokin manner bruizer. ;)

3-demotivational-posters-tin-foil-hats.jpg


So here I am... knowing that I hate it when people don't want to keep an open mind and believe they know it all.

Have you been to "Alpha Dorkonis"????

Have you seen all the dorks there?????

Well... when you have been absolutely everywhere... to every single corner of maybe only this universe and all others... and when you have evidence that you can make a new whole freakin Sun by imagining it... then come back to me! :)

But for now... I will get out my best Tin Foil and prepare for the invasion..... :)

AND what if the dudes (things?) from Alpha Dorkonis look like ROACHES!? :):):)

Then we are in the poop! :D

Revenge is sweet brother!

Oh it is so sweet! :)
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I LOVE dorks!:):)
 
When I was a kid I prayed a lot for a few reasons, one being that I worked in an "old folks home" in a small town near where I lived. It was volunteer work because I was only 9 and they couldn't pay me. But I liked going in there to help with the cooking, serving and cleaning and the role of being a companion to several of the residents.

Also, it was right on the street where I was taking karate lessons, so after class I'd ride my bike up onto their long pathway to the door and I was always welcomed with a huge smile from whichever nurse was on duty.

My prayers would come at night when I went to bed. I was always worried about a few of those old people who seemed to be pretending to be happy, but had deep sadness and fear in their eyes, some in their voices as well.

I prayed for them to be at peace and to have fun, etc. I was a naive little toe head.

I'm thinking about this today because It's only recently that I've come to understand that those who, in my mind, didn't need the prayers nearly always had some family member or life long friend there with them on many days, visiting and playing checkers or cards and shooting the breeze and eating with them, etc.

Those were the ones whose eyes were clear and bright, even in their old age, and whose demeanor was not one of being resigned to their fate, but just a sort of a joy at having another day of life to live, it seemed.

Many of those I prayed for had a wife or several kids and of course grand kids, according to the staff there, but never were visited much except on some holidays or a birthday, and sometimes not even then.

I guess there's not much more to say about all that.
 
Frisco said:
When I was a kid I prayed a lot for a few reasons, one being that I worked in an "old folks home" in a small town near where I lived. It was volunteer work because I was only 9 and they couldn't pay me. But I liked going in there to help with the cooking, serving and cleaning and the role of being a companion to several of the residents.

Also, it was right on the street where I was taking karate lessons, so after class I'd ride my bike up onto their long pathway to the door and I was always welcomed with a huge smile from whichever nurse was on duty.

My prayers would come at night when I went to bed. I was always worried about a few of those old people who seemed to be pretending to be happy, but had deep sadness and fear in their eyes, some in their voices as well.

I prayed for them to be at peace and to have fun, etc. I was a naive little toe head.

I'm thinking about this today because It's only recently that I've come to understand that those who, in my mind, didn't need the prayers nearly always had some family member or life long friend there with them on many days, visiting and playing checkers or cards and shooting the breeze and eating with them, etc.

Those were the ones whose eyes were clear and bright, even in their old age, and whose demeanor was not one of being resigned to their fate, but just a sort of a joy at having another day of life to live, it seemed.

Many of those I prayed for had a wife or several kids and of course grand kids, according to the staff there, but never were visited much except on some holidays or a birthday, and sometimes not even then.

I guess there's not much more to say about all that.
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Thought provoking stuff mate. Im in no way religeous but the lesson is still there. thanx :beer: (work hard at building strong, loving relationships while we're young or risk being unhappy when we're old)
 
why is it that when I don't have any plans..I want to go out...but when I do have plans...I don't feel like going out!:rolleyes:
 
huh said:
I don't think I'll ever truly grow up!!!




Thank goodness! ;)
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I didn't say grow up, I said outgrew the night scene. I know I used to love it but now I'd rather spend the evening cooking for some friends and family over a couple beers or a bottle of wine. Way more my style. :thumbup::beer:
 
Evil angry Stinky says:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YES...

What an interesting thought that is!

If I was a very very evil and twisted bastard that hated all meat eaters for some strange unknown reason... and if I decided one day that I do not like it when people eat poor defenseless fat, filthy Stinky little piggies... and if I found out a way to use Doctor Victor von Frankenstein's legendary imaginary theoretical totally bogus fictional formula to bring the dead to life... and then some how I could channel this scary invention into a BIG @$$ ray gun that could target the whole world...

Could I then make a whole lotta angry pork chops just as people are about to eat them????

And then hopefully all the angry pork chops would take over the world?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I must search the globe for this imaginary / fake formula!
 
huh said:
I don't think I'll ever truly grow up!!!




Thank goodness! ;)
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Hey! :)

Don't worry man!

I am already there! :)

This is what I look like in real life but many people don't know it!
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And lots of my friends that have been lucky enough to have survived the last 500 years with me say I look like I am only a 100 in the shade and I am not looking too bad at all! :)

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But since the opinion of others is worth waaaaay more than my own I ask what do YOU think!? :):):):)

Am I gorgeous or what bruizer? ;)
 
Stinky Stinky said:
Hey! :)

Don't worry man!

I am already there! :)

This is what I look like in real life but many people don't know it!
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And lots of my friends that have been lucky enough to have survived the last 500 years with me say I look like I am only a 100 in the shade and I am not looking too bad at all! :)

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But since the opinion of others is worth waaaaay more than my own I ask what do YOU think!? :):):):)

Am I gorgeous or what bruizer? ;)
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you are beautiful Stinky:)
 
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