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huh said:
Just one stupid night! Is that too much to ask? Just one!! Ugh.... I'm tired and I'm sick of it! People keep just stopping in.. I can't run and I can't hide
I'm trapped!!
And
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Draw the curtains and turn out the lights...
 
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place two of these on the front porch, and I guarantee no one will ever stop by:
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One of the finest documentary series of all time was Babylon 5.

I liked Connections probably more than I can say. The Day the Universe Changed was a weak imitation of it.
 
huh said:
Just one stupid night! Is that too much to ask? Just one!! Ugh.... I'm tired and I'm sick of it! People keep just stopping in.. I can't run and I can't hide
I'm trapped!!
And
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Sorry just noticed this isn't the rant thread
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Here you must give them a copy of this book the next time they come round because nobody likes a squatter:

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OR

You can get a really fun STINK BOMB that when they knock on your door throw it at their feet. :)
 
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I'm lovin it ek se!

Not such good language but it is all "bleeped" out ek se so no need to panic and freak out.


He's on a roll!
 
sorry for the rant...:o it's just everything is starting to pile up on me all at once and It seems like I can't get one second to my self without somebody wanting something from me and yesterday was one of those days..a friend of mine called and announced that she was coming in for a visit and staying with me..and could I please go to a stupid reunion thing that I have zero desire to go to ...(she would do it for me so I feel I have to) ugh..and she is not one of my husbands favorite people at all..and I'm dreading the whole thing already!!

I figured out that half of my problem is that I guess I'm having a hard time saying no.....that's part of the reason I go on Holiday....to escape everything...but this year, it seems that people just hijacked and jumped on my Holiday train and now somehow I'm stuck right in the middle of everyone else's stuff.


I couldn't sleep well last night so I devised a plan!:rolleyes:
I'm running away!!:D:D
For real...I'm taking off this weekend and not telling anybody where I'm going
(except for my family)
now I just have to figure out where I'm going to go!
I thought of camping...but I think I might get a little scared by myself in a tent
THANKS ALOT Blaire Witch Project!...:p:p anywho...somehow I'll come up with something...
I always do:)
 
dustwun77 said:
Do like my wife does, say you need to ask your husband.
Then, tell him to say no.
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Omg, that's my private trick!
Married for eleven years next week, but I still love saying that. And cannot perform so without a ridiculous grin on my dull face :D
 
huh said:
sorry for the rant...:o it's just everything is starting to pile up on me all at once and It seems like I can't get one second to my self without somebody wanting something from me and yesterday was one of those days..a friend of mine called and announced that she was coming in for a visit and staying with me..and could I please go to a stupid reunion thing that I have zero desire to go to ...(she would do it for me so I feel I have to) ugh..and she is not one of my husbands favorite people at all..and I'm dreading the whole thing already!!

I figured out that half of my problem is that I guess I'm having a hard time saying no.....that's part of the reason I go on Holiday....to escape everything...but this year, it seems that people just hijacked and jumped on my Holiday train and now somehow I'm stuck right in the middle of everyone else's stuff.


I couldn't sleep well last night so I devised a plan!:rolleyes:
I'm running away!!:D:D
For real...I'm taking off this weekend and not telling anybody where I'm going
(except for my family)
now I just have to figure out where I'm going to go!
I thought of camping...but I think I might get a little scared by myself in a tent
THANKS ALOT Blaire Witch Project!...:p:p anywho...somehow I'll come up with something...
I always do:)
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Wow I could really do with a bit of a holiday but beggars and borderline HOBO JOE KING LORDS like me must not be choosers ek se! :)

The 1 kid (a somewhat wealthy family spoiled...) laughed at me when he said:

"Why don't you just but a car? :confused:"

And I said: "I would love to but borderline homeless guys like myself can't! :):):):D:D:D

I would buy an indoor mountain range if I had the cash but I am just happy and lucky I don't live in a card box! :D"

He couldn't stop laughing and neither could I! :D

I dig that little dude he is quite the troll in the making... 1 day no 1 will be able to parallel his sheer awesomeness...

"Bob the king of Trolls!"
 
rabidhunter said:
I'm going to stop procrastinating, tomorrow.
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Hey why stop there!? :D

Hey why stop while you are ahead? :D:D:D

Stop procrastinating 10 years from now that should do it! :):):)

It is a stinky doggy's world after all. :)

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Stinky doggy's are a man's best friend... the stinky doggy's will always be my friend. :)

And women... as much I can't get enough of them.... I can't freaking live with them... OH MY GOD...

Wow women are crazy ek se!

Why is it that us guys (THE BETTER SEX! :D:D:D (no Stinky! Don't start WW3 we are all gonna die!!!) understnad each other but when a very good looking women says something it doesn't make that much sense... at all? :confused:

Wooooow we really are from 2 separate and alternate dimensions... I used to struggle to believe what occasionally everyone used to tell me and I refused to listen but... wow.

Just wow.

Shizen huis ek se! :D

Now if want to live I need to go out and get myself 1 of these before I get killed by all the women... (which I wouldn't mind in a cool way! :D)

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Now before you all go and call me a "womanizer" and all these nasty words just remember that I am a man and you know... I like a the ladies! :)

You know what I mean right? :)

Hey right? :)

You know what I mean right??

Long hair and kind sweet voices. :)

But then there is the... crazy part.... I don't like that part... whoooaaaaa don't like that part.

Shit!
 
Hey guys I got the best "Did you know?" question for funkylogic and mikedt! :):):):):)

funkylogicalguy and mikedt did you know that....

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WELL DID YOU HMMmmmmMMMMmmm???? :D:D:D
 
Stinky Stinky said:
Hey why stop there!? :D

Hey why stop while you are ahead? :D:D:D

Stop procrastinating 10 years from now that should do it! :):):)



And women... as much I can't get enough of them.... I can't freaking live with them... OH MY GOD...

Wow women are crazy ek se!

Why is it that us guys (THE BETTER SEX! :D:D:D (no Stinky! Don't start WW3 we are all gonna die!!!) understnad each other but when a very good looking women says something it doesn't make that much sense... at all? :confused:

Wooooow we really are from 2 separate and alternate dimensions... I used to struggle to believe what occasionally everyone used to tell me and I refused to listen but... wow.

Just wow.

Shizen huis ek se! :D

Now if want to live I need to go out and get myself 1 of these before I get killed by all the women... (which I wouldn't mind in a cool way! :D)

buletproof_vest.jpg

Now before you all go and call me a "womanizer" and all these nasty words just remember that I am a man and you know... I like a the ladies! :)

You know what I mean right? :)

Hey right? :)

You know what I mean right??

Long hair and kind sweet voices. :)

But then there is the... crazy part.... I don't like that part... whoooaaaaa don't like that part.

Shit!
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huh said:
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You telling me wow! :(

Wow women are so nice but then... shit!

Wow women have that very crazy crazy time or crazy side or crazy crazyness that I just cannot understand! :(

SHIT that is an UNDERSTATEMENT...

:-(

Good Lord Goku himself would just be turned into dog food by that "PMS" thingy that women get or what ever it is called and then the whole world would be DOOMED.

Never upset or try to talk to a women when this happens!

OH MY GOD I learned this the hard way trust me you must just say THIS word and ONLY this word when you see the madness start to come and when all of HELL is about to break LOOSE on you!

THIS IS HE ONLY WORD YOU MUST SAY GUYS>>>>>>

YES

That is actually all you gotta do guys and don't say anything too logical OR YOU WILL BE SET ON FIRE...

Trust me guys I learned this the HARD WAY.

:(

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

wowowowowowowooooow!

Just don't say anything "smart arsed" or intelligent all you need to do is just say:

YES YES YES

and you will be fine trust me that is all you need to do! :)

Just gotta get your helmet out when the "crazy time" comes holy cow! :(

I hate that part!

:-(
 
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HAHAHA! I have a running joke(kind of a joke but kind of not really..but also really :rolleyes: :D) that I have a music track that I named PMS tunes!

It is all over the place...from angry heavy medal...to sad and sappy songs ...


thanks for reminding me stinky stink..think I'll play it super deduperdee friggin loud right now! and then..I will cry..and then I won't..etc..etc..etcetera etceteroar!:eek::p

honest... you made me smile...and I needed that:)
 
ok ...maybe it's not sooo bad having people just stop over....

Just met some of the cast and crew of Transformers!:)

if .....I can get a ride in that bumble bee car I'll try and snap a pic!:D
 
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