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Closer to 10:45 unless you're an hour over the Atlantic...Midnight it's raining outside ...
It's a common mistake.Newton eh?
Hmm, I've been reading his laws all wrong![]()

Pish posh, Smithers - I do nothing but ask.A man would never ask, we all know that men think they know everything...![]()

Hahahahah! Oh damn.. SO right! LolBesides GOD, a woman is the most powerful force in the universe
I tried that before.. Lmfao. Except in my case where she was like "STOP PACIFYING ME!!"I've found perpetual silence and random head nodding seem to placate my significant other during her tirades. This I find acceptable because its just enough of a passive reaction. It's neither an out right admission that she's correct nor is it so little to incite further fury.
Even though I don't have a spouse of my own, I do have a tendency to nod in silence to people who talk too much, for the sake of politeness. If there's no sign of the one-sided conversation ending, I'll usually pretend to make a call on my phone. Or put on my headphones.I've found perpetual silence and random head nodding seem to placate my significant other during her tirades. This I find acceptable because its just enough of a passive reaction. It's neither an out right admission that she's correct nor is it so little to incite further fury.
"Dear I'm not trying to pacify you...I'm listening, nodding in acknowledgement until you've finished. That way I, should your musings not work out their own acceptable conclusion can offer you an intelligent and informed response."I tried that before.. Lmfao. Except in my case where she was like "STOP PACIFYING ME!!"
... ...what was I SUPPOSED to do?!
Hahah.. It's OK tho, I eventually just made her a problem of the past. I learned something in that process - if you're intelligent (male or female): don't marry someone with an extremely low education level or someone much higher than yours as it'll cause reasons to regret it. [emoji12]
What's the question?do these shorts make me look fat?![]()

What your lip is going to be shortly.Define fat.

No dear your a$$ makes the shorts look small. Try a size that actually fits. (Leaves to play 18 holes)do these shorts make me look fat?[emoji14]
Lmao -Saw some Apple fans mocking Android for finally getting a reversible connector(USB Type C). They said "Welcome to 2012".
I replied with "I love 2012"...and a picture of my wireless charger.