Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
It is the most cheesiest of movies, even I would not watch My little pony express f/Johnny Depp.
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You got a colonoscopy with your dentist?
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
Never had a colonospy. I am clean under there
Under there? A colonoscopy looks at what's IN there, not under. My last colonoscopy (first in 10 years) resulted in two polyps being found and removed. Had they remained in my colon, they could have become cancerous. My grandma had colon cancer in the 1970s when it was much harder to treat and she had a colostomy bag for the rest of her life. I'd much rather have a colonoscopy done every couple of years than risk that!
(Plus the prep is a great cure for constipation. Trust me: you'll expel everything from breakfast that morning to last year's Thanksgiving dinner)
(Plus the prep is a great cure for constipation. Trust me: you'll expel everything from breakfast that morning to last year's Thanksgiving dinner)
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
Off topic:
My widex hearing aid app was not working for about five times in a row since today and last night,
so I did the easy way out by nuking button, three button combo. since, I cannot figure what was flooding the near by blue tooth
settings inside the device itself, and now it works.
Saves me a call to the audiologist.
I just wonder why was it tampered with my fingers,
and I know how strange this cell is by squeezing the edges of the device, it will pop up something random.
yeah...
Ontopic: yeah hahaa.
After seeing what my sister had to do and starve her to death,yes she is a stress eater to the max.
No thanks.
My widex hearing aid app was not working for about five times in a row since today and last night,
so I did the easy way out by nuking button, three button combo. since, I cannot figure what was flooding the near by blue tooth
settings inside the device itself, and now it works.
Saves me a call to the audiologist.
I just wonder why was it tampered with my fingers,
and I know how strange this cell is by squeezing the edges of the device, it will pop up something random.
yeah...
Ontopic: yeah hahaa.
After seeing what my sister had to do and starve her to death,yes she is a stress eater to the max.
No thanks.
I dunno, you drink the prep solution, cancel all your social events (and any sleep) for that night; and BOOM! You're several pounds lighter in the morning! Then you go to your colonoscopy appointment, ask the doctor for a note to your wife confirming that no, in fact, your head is not in there (I did that), and it'll be the best 5 minutes sleep of your life. Then you can reward yourself with a trip to the buffet on the way home to sleep for 10 hours. Easy!
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
My social life is mostly here lol...
Me making plans, what is that word?
Uh..what?
LOL.
The point is to get a colonoscopy! We kinda like having you around and would prefer to keep it that way
Milo Willamson
Extreme Android User
Ladies and Gentlemen, the second-greatest writer in the room, let us give him a round of applause!The point is to get a colonoscopy! We kinda like having you around and would prefer to keep it that way