I couldnt resist..........
Confirmed windows version is working!!!!

I am now S-oFF
Your action here are totally irresponsible. We may have to ban you.
Thanks to you, I forgot that the root community types as I do - they say what to do first, then say what you ought have done before that.
So, no thanks to you, I didn't read the instructions.
First, I downloaded the Linux instruction, expecting to see a script that I could decompose.
Did I find a script that I could decompose? Nooooooooo. I found an ELF that required me to wait until my Linux node finished backing up.
Did I try the Win version because I couldn't wait for that backup to finish and without first uninstalling my existing HTC drivers?
Yes. Yes, I did.
Did it work?
No. No, it did not. After munching tasty bamboo, it told me I had the wrong drivers.
Did I violate the instructions, remove programs my existing drivers and install the new ones, unplugging my phone when I ought not have, but did because I had faith in my decades of systems programming experience?
Yes. Yes, I did.
Do I now look like a brain damaged monkey for having survived the attempt?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Can I substantiate that I did all of this s-off stuff despite me not having the common sense that God gave a hammer to RTFM first?
Yes. Yes, I can.
So, do I have proof that I made it through successfully?
No. No, I don't. I didn't safeguard my stupid clipboard between session.
Is my real gripe that I got to s-off this way, but despite all of the above, you are correct, that this gets you to s-off?
Yes. Yes, it does.
Sweet bejesus RX, you're an animal!!!

S_OFF BABY WOO HOO!!
PS: Here's the XDA thread for anyone who wants to read it:
[S-OFF] LazyPanda S-OFF - Sprint HTC EVO 4G LTE
Oh, just stop before I ban you, too.
If everyone tries this, they'll end up with s-off, just like Rxpert and me.
OBTW - just so long as I'm in the neighborhood -
Mad props to Rxpert from EarlyMon The PearlyMon!
You are officially the first one here to get s-off, I followed your leader.
Now for the important bits -
Is s-off really required?
No. No, it is not.
Will you resist?
No. No, you will not.
Enjoy s-off, you crazy cats, and hang a mega thanks on Ben and Rxpert for this shiznitz! (no longer street, but sanctioned by the rules, what can I say?

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TL/DR - I've got s-off!

(happy s-off dance)