The Huawei Ascend VIP Lounge !!!

[ventovic]

There is still no offical word as to when the 2.2 will be coming out. Rumours are flying but nothing is confirmed.

Rumours...lol, Fly be free, be free rumour birdie

 

[Jazziette]

The 'Stairway to Froyo'



'Huawei to Heaven' has a nice ring to it!

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a huawei to heaven

When she gets there she knows
2.2 has been closed
With a ROM she can get what she came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she's buying Huawei to heaven

There's Eclair on the wall
But she wants Gingerbread now
'Cause you know sometimes words have
Two meanings

In a tree by the brook
There's a phone troll who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are
Missgiven

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying
For Froyo

In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of Ice Cream through the trees
And the voices of those
Who stand looking

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to Honeycomb

And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long (waiting for 2.2)
And the forests will
Echo with laughter (BWAHAHAHAHA

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
For the May queen of China!!!

Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to flash ICARUS

And it makes me wonder

Aw, uh, oh

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The hacker's calling you to join him

Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your Huawei lies on the stairway...

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How her launcher and wallpaper changed things.
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When screens are one and one is all
To have a dock that isn't tall..

And she's buying a Huawei
To Heaven...

~ Apologies to Led Zepplin
​

Hey now! Let's not bring the art of crumbsnatching into this. Hahahaha

Show us how it's done Crumb!!!!

 

[Jazziette]

Make my bed and light the light...2.2 is out tonight! Byeeeeeeee byeeeeeeeeee birdie!

LmAO

Hey!!! Somebody catch that rumour bird and put it in a cage will ya!

 

[EarlyMon]

To the tune of Yesterday, by the Beatles:

MasterCard
Paul McCartney's selling MasterCard
He's got enough money to buy
Scotland Yard
But Paul McCartney's selling MasterCard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNC-aj76zI4

 

[ventovic]

Make my bed and light the light...2.2 is out tonight! Byeeeeeeee byeeeeeeeeee birdie!

LmAO

Hey!!! Somebody catch that rumour bird and put it in a cage will ya!

Ok, I caught the rumour and put in cage, and now it says in the cage, " I taught I taw a two point twody cat....I did, I did, taw a two point twody cat , sorry couldn't help myself, had to say that......lol

 

[Jazziette]

Ok, I caught the rumour and put in cage, and now it says in the cage, " I taught I taw a two point twody cat....I did, I did, taw a two point twody cat , sorry couldn't help myself, had to say that......lol

ROFLMAO@two point twody cat!!!!

hahahaha

Funny guy!!!

 

[ventovic]

ROFLMAO@two point twody cat!!!!

hahahaha

Funny guy!!!

lol....sorry that huawei logo got a hold of me again

 

[Jazziette]

To the tune of Yesterday, by the Beatles:

MasterCard
Paul McCartney's selling MasterCard
He's got enough money to buy
Scotland Yard
But Paul McCartney's selling MasterCard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNC-aj76zI4

LMAO!!!! Love it!!! Why waste your time being original when you can copy someone else!

(to the melody of Love is all we need):

Froyo is all we need
da da da da daaaaaaa
Froyo is all we neeeed
da da da da daaaaaaa
Froyo is all we neee-eeeed
Froyo is all we need!

PS....Our thanks to the EarlyMon Moving Company!!!

 

[EarlyMon]

Keep On Rootin', Momma...

 

[Jazziette]

Keep On Rootin', Momma...

I love it when you talk dirty to me!

 

[CRUMBsnatcher]

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a huawei to heaven

When she gets there she knows
2.2 has been closed
With a ROM she can get what she came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she's buying Huawei to heaven

There's Eclair on the wall
But she wants Gingerbread now
'Cause you know sometimes words have
Two meanings

In a tree by the brook
There's a phone troll who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are
Missgiven

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying
For Froyo

In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of Ice Cream through the trees
And the voices of those
Who stand looking

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to Honeycomb

And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long (waiting for 2.2)
And the forests will
Echo with laughter (BWAHAHAHAHA

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
For the May queen of China!!!

Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to flash ICARUS

And it makes me wonder

Aw, uh, oh

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The hacker's calling you to join him

Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your Huawei lies on the stairway...

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How her launcher and wallpaper changed things.
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When screens are one and one is all
To have a dock that isn't tall..

And she's buying a Huawei
To Heaven...

~ Apologies to Led Zepplin
​

I think Ascend users are the first to have their own anthem! Thank you Jazz!

 

[Jazziette]

I think Ascend users are the first to have their own anthem! Thank you Jazz!

hahahaha Crumb!!! Thanks for the "inspiration"!

 

[EarlyMon]

I think Ascend users are the first to have their own anthem! Thank you Jazz!

Second.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79obr9T_26Y

 

[Jazziette]

Second.

But we have our own Orchestra!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqGE9uj08CI

 

[ElasticNinja]

yeah well Ireland have TWO ANTHEMS
beechaz

 

[EarlyMon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w

 

[Gmash]

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a huawei to heaven

When she gets there she knows
2.2 has been closed
With a ROM she can get what she came for

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she's buying Huawei to heaven

There's Eclair on the wall
But she wants Gingerbread now
'Cause you know sometimes words have
Two meanings

In a tree by the brook
There's a phone troll who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are
Missgiven

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying
For Froyo

In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of Ice Cream through the trees
And the voices of those
Who stand looking

Ooh, it makes me wonder

Ooh, it really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to Honeycomb

And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long (waiting for 2.2)
And the forests will
Echo with laughter (BWAHAHAHAHA

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean
For the May queen of China!!!

Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to flash ICARUS

And it makes me wonder

Aw, uh, oh

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
The hacker's calling you to join him

Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your Huawei lies on the stairway...

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How her launcher and wallpaper changed things.
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When screens are one and one is all
To have a dock that isn't tall..

And she's buying a Huawei
To Heaven...

~ Apologies to Led Zepplin
​

Show us how it's done Crumb!!!!

1. Someone has too much time on her hands.

2. I will be awaiting my royalty check for the title.

 

[cmadd30]

where do i find and download ROMs for my Ascend?

 

[CRUMBsnatcher]

Show us how it's done Crumb!!!!

It takes years of practice to learn how to snatch crumbs! Bahahaha!

 

[septembersrain]

It takes years of practice to learn how to snatch crumbs! Bahahaha!

It sure does. Those crumbs are peeping in your windows, They are snatching your people up! So hide your ascend, Hide your wifi, They are snatching errbody out there!

 

[Jazziette]

It takes years of practice to learn how to snatch crumbs! Bahahaha!

I always did think a doctorate in crumbsnatching would come in handy!!!

It sure does. Those crumbs are peeping in your windows, They are snatching your people up! So hide your ascend, Hide your wifi, They are snatching errbody out there!

How very crummy of them! LOL

where do i find and download ROMs for my Ascend?

You can find some of them here in the Ascend - All things root forum. Let us know if we can help you.

 

[UOFLcards]

Should I wait for 2.2 before rooting?

 

[Jazziette]

Should I wait for 2.2 before rooting?

None of us are! LOL We've already moved beyond Rooting and we're now flashing the ICARUS ! Come join us!

 

[Gmash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w

Gotta love Bender and his shiny metal ass! (made in Mexico)

 

[Gmash]

It sure does. Those crumbs are peeping in your windows, They are snatching your people up! So hide your ascend, Hide your wifi, They are snatching errbody out there!

Haha look out for the crumb intruder!