The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[Bearsyzf]

I'm not sure that i know ANY Woman that would go by that in this day and age 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The_Chief]

I've known them... but they ain't "wife" material

 

[Milo Williamson]

It's my understanding that all the members of The Committee for a Better America ended up being physically castrated just before dying under "mysterious conditions".

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Oh yes,
The Twin Peak package..

 

[The_Chief]

Or "Lorena Bobbitt" syndrome

 

[rootabaga]

Do most married people really live longer?

Or…

Does it just seem that way?

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Dannydet]