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The Punny Side of Life

This is the best one I’ve seen in quite a while…

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rootabaga said:
FFS: I liked this enough I posted it to a FB group, which is one of the best for really clever puns. The admins declined to post it because although it was funny, it wasn't a pun. SERIOUSLY??? Sheesh. :D :D
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True, it isn't a pun, but it's funny. Thanks for posting it.

I'm often amazed at the multitude of variations on the deserted island theme.

Notes ♫
 
Notes_Norton said:
True, it isn't a pun, but it's funny. Thanks for posting it.

I'm often amazed at the multitude of variations on the deserted island theme.

Notes ♫
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In the broader sense of ‘pun’ it’s certainly a play on words, I think the admin just flat didn’t get it (maybe had no idea who Sting is or not familiar with the song?).

One of the more clever people there commented on it, “you don’t need to wear those red tights on rocks/sand” which really is brilliant. At least in punland. :D
 
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It's been a while since I shared a Jumble puzzle and as I share this one I want to ask...does anyone like them besides me?

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Kudos and bonus points to anyone who can correctly identify the song associated with this Jumble without the help of the webz...well, except for @Notes_Norton who will get it right away, so he gets them by default. ;)
 
olbriar said:
I was always a crossword sort of guy. My puzzles lately have been trying to figure out why I went into the kitchen. :)

The song association escapes me.
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There are a couple of puns in this list but I'm posting it here (and now) for very different reasons. ;)


1. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
2. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
3. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
4. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
5. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
6. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
7. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
8. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
9. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three nights, but whatever.
10. I run like the winded.
11. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
12. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
13. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
14. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
15. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
16. My new exercise routine is doing diddly squats, followed by 60 minutes of sitting in place.
17. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a free comb.
 
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