rootabaga
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Should we refer to a perfume factory as simply an “ol-factory?”
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Notes_Norton
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The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance situation.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, quit being babies about it!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists did not have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, quit being babies about it!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists did not have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Notes_Norton
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A man was hospitalized following a peek-a-boo mishap.
He was put in ICU.
He was put in ICU.
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I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics. I love country music.
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The cheese factory exploded today, there was de brie everywhere!
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