The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

 

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I tripped over my girlfriend's bra, seemed to be a booby trap.

 

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Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is!

 

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Jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny.

 

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For a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible.

 

[rootabaga]

Patrick McDonnell doesn’t often stray into the punny world, but when he does, it’s usually quite good…

 

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After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

 

[olbriar]

 

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[Milo Williamson]

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Uh what is a Sauvignon Blanc?

 

[ocnbrze]

Uh what is a Sauvignon Blanc?

My favorite.....

https://www.totalwine.com/p/244046750

 

[Milo Williamson]

My favorite.....

https://www.totalwine.com/p/244046750

Although how could they shoot the Brie with that though, they might fall apart.

 

[Milo Williamson]

On topic, when I was earlier reading of Dr. Sleep, a sequel to the Shining, a few seconds ago heard that Shelly Duvall passed on, I have her fairy tales on dvd, my mother got it for Xmas or for her birthday.. Wow.

 

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[rootabaga]

Stolen from Fece-book…

 

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Did you hear about the kid napping? He woke up.

 

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[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Did Elvis Presley have a criminal record before he released "Jailhouse Rock?"