The Punny Side of Life

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

As I suspected, somebody has been added soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.​

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.

 

[olbriar]

Carpenters: It takes a stud to build a house.

 

[The_Chief]

^- He nailed it with that one!

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.​

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A bunch of batteries were gathering around in a circle.
I guess they were having an AA-meeting.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

If I get to the pearly gates, and that cow is there, I'm going straight to hell.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

Well, I really logged off this morning.

With a chainsaw. From a tree.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[rootabaga]

Admittedly, this one hertz…

 

[The_Chief]

Okay, you asked for it...

 

[rootabaga]