The Punny Side of Life

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

That reminded me of one of the first puns I ever heard, probably close to 60 years ago.
Q: Why can you never starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sand which is (sandwiches) there!

 

[Unforgiven]

I asked my friend why his password is "BatmanSupermanWonderwomanIronmanSpidermanThorHulkWolverineLondon."

He said that the password has to be a minimum of 8 characters with a capital.

 

[Notes_Norton]

My friends say I'm getting fatter. In my defense, I've had a lot on my plate recently.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

A local kid started a business tying shoelaces on the playground. He said it was a knot-for-profit enterprise.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Davdi]

It should have been a Twinkie.

 

[Notes_Norton]

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

I was visiting wounded Soldiers at Walter Reed Hospital and met a Soldier who had lost the entire left side of his body.

But he's all right now.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.

 

[Notes_Norton]