The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

 

[olbriar]

 

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[Unforgiven]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

At one time I thought about being a clown. I even interned with a circus clown to try and learn the ropes. One day when he was sick they wanted me to give it a go, but it was then I realized that those shoes were just too big for me to fill.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

 

[rootabaga]

The reason they have clown fish is to cheer up all the other fish when they get out of school…

 

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[rootabaga]

 

[The_Chief]

 

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[olbriar]

 

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[rootabaga]

There’s a fair bit of pun-ishment in this one…

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[The_Chief]

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page...​

 

[Notes_Norton]

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame.​

 

[rootabaga]

That I have actually done some stage work makes me appreciate this one all the more…

 

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[rootabaga]

I took an extra second or two on this one…

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Why do they put fences around cementeries? Because people are dying to get in!

 

[Milo Williamson]

What do you call a roll in the sea?

A plane bagle.

 

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