The Punny Side of Life

[The_Chief]

^~ that should be grounds for a permaban, as painful as it is!

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[Notes_Norton]

^~ that should be grounds for a permaban, as painful as it is!

😆

You'll like this one then......

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Stop with the blind jokes...I dont see the point

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

Strong signal, but kinda greasy…

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

 

[rootabaga]

A guy at the gym told me I should do lunges to help get my legs in shape.

Well, that would be a big step forward…

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!”

I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since.

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

I wasn’t going to post two puns in a row, but I Can’t Help Myself…

 

[Notes_Norton]

I have jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none work.