The Punny Side of Life

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I asked a Frenchman if he played video games, he said wii.

 

[olbriar]

 

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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

 

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He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue.

His lips were sealed.​

 

[olbriar]

 

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

 

[olbriar]

 

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I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbor is dead against it.

 

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I'm thinking about starting a herb garden, but I'm not sure if I have the thyme.

 

[olbriar]

 

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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

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I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, “March 1st”.

So I walked around the room like a soldier and asked him again.​

 

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[rootabaga]

 

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He tackled that issue with a quick end-around!

 

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If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

 

[Milo Williamson]

Did you hear about the corn,
they become pop corn.

 

[The_Chief]

I used to be in a band called "999 Megabytes". We just couldn't get a gig.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

 

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