The Punny Side of Life

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Reminds me of the song, TSOP - The Sound Of Philadelphia

The song was recorded by MSFB featuring the 3 degrees.

 

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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!

 

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I was so confused last night, as my printer was playing music.

Turns out my paper was just jamming.

 

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It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle,
he just didn't have the balls to do it.​

 

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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

 

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You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground? Well, well, well.

 

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My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.

It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.​

 

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Luckily for me, I was unsuccessful when I tried shenaning, so I didn’t get hooked…