Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Song title: "She Used To Kiss Me On The Lips, But It's All Over Now"
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The Punny Side of Life
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Milo Willamson
Android Expert
I saw two midgets outrace a dwarf, the race was on a yellow brick road.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
“We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.”
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Jailbreak = A slip of the pen
^^^that's brutal. Without getting political, this idiot didn't help anything.
I'm so tempted to fire up my wife's cricut and do this.... 
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The bicyclist didn't finish the race because they were both too tired.
I told my psychiatrist i had a dream about being both a tepee and a wigwam. He said I was too tense.
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
Must work for the Goverment and MIB.
A cheesy pun for you...
Kraft Foods is withdrawing shredded cheese from the market.
The announcement says they want to make America grate again.
Kraft Foods is withdrawing shredded cheese from the market.
The announcement says they want to make America grate again.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
These days, almost everybody in America owns an automobile. It's a car-nation.
Possible repeat...
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
woodcraft = a dugout log canoe
I seem to remember seeing this here already. Forgive me if it's a dupe
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.