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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Agree
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
This one admittedly took me (more than) a few beats...and I think the resulting groan was audible.
I'm groan up enough to enjoy it.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick?
Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
With a nod to lunatic59's post:
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Man walks into an ancient Greek tailors with a pair of ripped trousers.
Tailor says, "Euripides?"
Man says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
Tailor says, "Euripides?"
Man says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
“Why do entrepreneurs keep to themselves?
They're great at minding their own business.”
They're great at minding their own business.”
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
^^^Semi-groan 
^^^
^^^
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'
ouch
