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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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OK, we just played 5 St Patrick's Day gigs (we call it our annual Patty Melt) so I gotta post this one...
Q: Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
Q: Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen?
A: Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
OT: I don't get it @Notes_Norton? PM me.
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I suggested building beds above each other to save space but the idea was debunked.
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Good-bye boiling water. You will be mist.
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My favorite garden store is having a sale on potting soil. It is now dirt cheap.
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jhtalisman
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Arbitrator \\ar'-bi-tray-ter\\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable \\uh-voy'-duh-buhl\\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \\buh-lo'-nee\\: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette \\burn'-a-det\\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \\bur'-gler-ize\\: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \\kown-ter-fit-ers\\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \\e-klips'\\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \\i'-drop-ur\\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \\hee'-rhos\\: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \\left' bangk'\\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \\mis'-tee\\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \\par'-uh-doks\\: Two physicians.
Parasites \\par'-uh-sites\\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \\farm'-uh-sist\\: A helper on the farm.
Polarize \\po'-lur-ize\\: What penguins see with.
Avoidable \\uh-voy'-duh-buhl\\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \\buh-lo'-nee\\: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette \\burn'-a-det\\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \\bur'-gler-ize\\: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \\kown-ter-fit-ers\\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \\e-klips'\\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \\i'-drop-ur\\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \\hee'-rhos\\: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \\left' bangk'\\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \\mis'-tee\\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \\par'-uh-doks\\: Two physicians.
Parasites \\par'-uh-sites\\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \\farm'-uh-sist\\: A helper on the farm.
Polarize \\po'-lur-ize\\: What penguins see with.
Notes_Norton
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If they say you look good in glasses that would be an optical allusion.
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while we are on the subject:
“Seeing the cars, house and lifestyle of the pharmacy owner, friends and relatives accused him of ill-gotten wealth!”
“Seeing the cars, house and lifestyle of the pharmacy owner, friends and relatives accused him of ill-gotten wealth!”
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
Because some relationships don't work out.
OT: Where is @rootabaga?
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I invented some new cookware but the critics panned it.
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People say I know a lot about folk tales but that's just a myth.