The Punny Side of Life

[Shotgun84]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The prospector didn't think his career would pan out.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I was scrambling for another egg pun, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried.

 

[lunatic59]

I was scrambling for another egg pun, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried.

Keep your sunny side up, you can always poach one from another website.

 

[Notes_Norton]

“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”

 

[lunatic59]

“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”

And they are now a staple in most office desk drawers.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile?

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Too soon?

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Yes.
Not a Catholic I guess...

 

[Notes_Norton]

Could another name for a tire factory be a tread mill?

 

[Notes_Norton]

A textile baron quit the business to be spiritual, as he no longer believed in material wealth.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Heaven

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Doggo! you.

 

[Dngrsone]

I like that the doggo has Bette Davis eyes...

Better than Marty Feldman eyes...

 

[olbriar]

^^^^ you should serve that post with some eye bleach.

 

[lunatic59]

Talk about your obscene phone calls ...

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Dngrsone]