The Punny Side of Life

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When he found out he was just imitation butter he feared he would one day be living in the margarine of society.

 

[olbriar]

The lens maker fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.

 

[olbriar]

I hear that it's easy to convince the ladies not to eat Tide pods. But difficult to deter gents.

 

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A flat rate is the monthly fee for an apartment in the UK.

 

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[Unforgiven]

^^^that's good

 

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An actual picture (not photoshopped) I took a few years ago. I'm hoping the astronauts don't approach Kennedy Space Center from the south

 

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I read a book about Mount Everest. It was quite a cliffhanger.

 

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I used to run along this lovely South Dublin road, from an athletics club, and take the scenic coast road back.
Someone perhaps went farther than their body could manage..

 

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Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.

 

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I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.

 

[olbriar]

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

Who was that masked man?

 

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He stole an invention and then told patent lies.

 

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When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

 

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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path

 

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