The Punny Side of Life

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Couldn't see the IMG OlBriar

 

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Two duchesses were arguing about their husbands. They decided to duke it out.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

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[jhtalisman]

I bet that would be a better song.

 

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The third hand on my watch called the second hand.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

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If chickens could choose any car at all to be given to them, they would choose a free Range Rover.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

So So wrong...
Carry on.[/QUOTE

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My son’s math teacher called him average...I just think he’s mean.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

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He was a janitor in the restaurant. He did things under the table.

 

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"Where do you see yourself in six months?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

 

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A music store was robbed last week...


Thieves made away with the lute.

 

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Another Pearl - one of my favorites

 

[lunatic59]

But can you Guess Who Gary Peterson is the drummer for?

 

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(nice one lunatic59)

Guess Who

 

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The local 5K race was abruptly cancelled. The event had run its course.

 

[olbriar]

I saw a sign while traveling today but had no opportunity to take a pic. It was in front of a beauty shop.

We play with scissor for the shear fun of it.

 

[olbriar]

 

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Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.