The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

I've always considered putting the word RAM on the driver's door of your truck was not a good suggestion.


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I collect vintage time pieces. When I see one I like at online auction, I put it on my watch list.

 

[LGee3]

..........

 

[Notes_Norton]

The concession stand at the circus had very good coffee. It was the greatest joe on earth.

 

[LGee3]

Didja' hear about that new coffee from India ?

I hear it's the 'Bomb,eh'.. Its sold at that New-Deli....

 

[LGee3]

NEVER eat at a restaurant called ''Sam and Ella's''...

 

[LGee3]

NEVER buy tires at a Blowout Sale.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Shotgun84]

 

[Notes_Norton]

On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Milo Willamson]

Two bartenders created another bar, entitled it "Bar none" where as they got no customers, but in return they where gone.

 

[Deleted User]

OT - ^^ that reminds me of this:

Everton F. C. and Liverpool F. C. are historically rival major football/soccer clubs (Premier League) in the same city. In fact their grounds are only seperated by a park, Stanley Park. They're called Goodison Park and Anfield respectively.

The city centre of Liverpool had been modernised when I went there around 2010. There were many streets and markets converted into one large shopping Mall and it's called Liverpool One.

Everton had kept their original merchandise store near their grounds (stadium). They opened a new one at Liverpool One, and called it Everton Two.

I always got a kick out of that address.

 

[Davdi]

Which reminds me of the Scottish football result Fife 4, Forfar Five (an old joke, but I believe it actually happened recently)

 

[Notes_Norton]

When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday. After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical mass.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: Unfortunately I do. Damn I'm old...

 

[Notes_Norton]

How about two puns for the price of one?

"Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"

"A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'"

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Milo Willamson]

Such a shame, another young girl whose wanted it all, turns out she is poor as hell.
Still such a greater joy though if she has nothing, she wanted something even more,
funny how a million dollars just landed by her feet.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]